Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/uakf86jl · submitted 1997
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/axmzaeli · submitted 1997
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/7j6zgqod · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
Unknown, in Law and Politics and Men and Women
tiny.ag/ahwnboyz · submitted 1997
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/exb7lihg · submitted 1997
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/pbh6yw1v · submitted 1997
Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.
tiny.ag/gzoelgpa · submitted 1997
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
tiny.ag/vw1afyvg · submitted 1999 by Reginald Williams
If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 6 months to a year, then you can say that you know a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 1 to 4 years, then you can say that you understand a woman. If you have been involved with or enjoyed the company of a female for 4 or more years, then you can say that you have learned from a woman.
tiny.ag/fwbjg1wu · submitted 1999
The only thing that men and women have in common, is that they both prefer the company of men.
tiny.ag/tbfksj3l · submitted 1997
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
tiny.ag/byi02vnc · submitted 1997
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
tiny.ag/hbnpkm8x · submitted 1997
When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
tiny.ag/of4kcoqn · submitted 1997
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
tiny.ag/5upxjjc2 · submitted 1997
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
Don Quinn, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/r1iq7coe · submitted 1997
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
Helen Rowland, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/fqbryph0 · submitted 1997
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · submitted 1997
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
tiny.ag/3mx96pc7 · submitted 1997
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
tiny.ag/1txkpoby · submitted 1997
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
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