Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1–10 (1841)
2025-11-25
tiny.ag/4rllto8y · submitted 1999 by Felton Davis, Jr.
If half the lawyers would become plumbers, two of man's biggest problems would be solved.
Felton Davis, Jr., "Reflections on the Lake," published in The Gainesville Times (GA), in Law and Politics
2025-11-24
tiny.ag/khsvt6in · submitted 1997
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
2025-11-23
tiny.ag/litmxv5j · submitted 1997
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
2025-11-22
tiny.ag/hvtbkoet · submitted 1997
When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely wrong -- or you are absolutely right.
2025-11-21
tiny.ag/lbtrv5my · submitted 1997
I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out.
2025-11-20
tiny.ag/ymof9a0l · submitted 1997
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
2025-11-19
tiny.ag/jlciv6fb · submitted 1997
Religion is the opiate of the masses.
2025-11-18
2025-11-17
tiny.ag/yvhq4tf0 · submitted 1997
The essence of true friendship is to make allowances for another's little lapses.
2025-11-16
tiny.ag/o5xbszuz · submitted 1997
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
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