Men and Women

52 aphorisms · 11 comments

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tiny.ag/nxwvhtlg · submitted 1997

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

tiny.ag/oujtda0e · submitted 1997

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too.

tiny.ag/sfggj03u · submitted 1997

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

tiny.ag/vsuzg5uw · submitted 1997

Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was like eating an egg without salt.

tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

tiny.ag/d6nssfxi · submitted 1997

Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.

tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · submitted 1997

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.

tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · submitted 1997

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

tiny.ag/rxe07t5e · submitted 1997

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · submitted 1999

It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.

tiny.ag/yefighwf · submitted 1999

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · submitted 1997

Women make love for love, men make love for lust.

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