Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/pbh6yw1v · submitted 1997
Give a man free hands and you'll know where to find them.
tiny.ag/hf3tbwd4 · submitted 1997
My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
tiny.ag/tcrvsd4o · submitted 1997
Women first want to find out what is in your wallet, and second what is in your pants.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/gzoelgpa · submitted 1997
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
tiny.ag/of4kcoqn · submitted 1997
There are really not many jobs that actually require a penis or a vagina, and all other occupations should be open to everyone.
tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · submitted 1997
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
tiny.ag/rxe07t5e · submitted 1997
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
tiny.ag/yefighwf · submitted 1999
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
tiny.ag/osjwdfeg · submitted 1997
Beauty: That power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Life and Death and Men and Women
tiny.ag/1nyf2coi · submitted 1997
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
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