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Familiarity breeds contempt.

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Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

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Even a blind pig in a blizzard finds an acorn once in a while.

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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

Unknown, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

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Every solution breeds new problems.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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