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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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First Law of Bicycling: No matter where you're going, it's uphill and against the wind.

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First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.

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For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

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Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.

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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Unknown, (T-shirt), in Vice and Virtue

Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.

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However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.

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Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

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Holt's Law: All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.

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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Here's to your love, health, and wealth -- and time to enjoy each.

Unknown, (Spanish proverb), in Happiness and Misery

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

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Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.

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God gives the nuts, but he doesn't crack them.

Unknown, (German proverb), in Work and Recreation

God gives every bird his worm, but he doesn't throw it into the nest.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Unknown, (Chinese proverb), in Wisdom and Ignorance