Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5001–5020 (5255)
tiny.ag/jcl5nhyf · submitted 2001
I don't know why the world hates us so much. (following the bombing of the World Trade Centre).
tiny.ag/bxvf4rwm · submitted 2001
Dulce e decorum est pro patria mori (it is sweet and fitting to die for your country- Latin)
Unknown, Poem
tiny.ag/4sbzoz1m · submitted 2001
Be nice to your kids because they get to chose your nursing home!
Unknown, Bumper sticker
tiny.ag/2xpdpdz5 · submitted 2001
Build your moral values as you would build a good strong house.
tiny.ag/hqma3cpr · submitted 2001
Chase your goals and dreams as a cat would chase a mouse.
tiny.ag/lezq97id · submitted 2001
Success is not based on salory, it is based on your accomplishments, legacy, and happieness.
tiny.ag/ucytixfr · submitted 2001
Darling would you please shut up.
Charles biefeldt, (to his wife;last words on his deathbed)
tiny.ag/o752ugyl · submitted 2001
It is difficult to run a country when your drunk!
George Washington, I thought george wasn't a drunk!!!!!
tiny.ag/vnrmjpah · submitted 2001
"Promises are lies with pretty ribbon tied around them."
tiny.ag/bi0s8lqn · submitted 2001
"Remove all the skeletons from your closet and put them in your living room."
tiny.ag/mitu1dkh · submitted 2001
"I find it much easier to see the beauty of a girl's hair when it is somewhere other than my food."
tiny.ag/5bkwgtvm · submitted 2001
"Remove all the skeletons from your closet and put them in your living room."
tiny.ag/1ne3cyau · submitted 2001
The trouble with the rat race ie that even if you win,
tiny.ag/36oixxb2 · submitted 2001
I am not more able because I can, but because I will. I then become more able because I did.
Kevin Hawk, A personal observation
tiny.ag/iwh2sa6c · submitted 2001
I'm looking forward to finding out if I am moving forward or onward. Either way, it's forward and onward.
Kevin Hawk, Awaiting the company's layoff decisions
tiny.ag/kx8suvzn · submitted 2001
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger
tiny.ag/axap48g1 · submitted 2001
A radish may know no Greek, but I do.
Augustus, Roman emperor; month "August" named for.
tiny.ag/qdwxgul8 · submitted 2001
Am I not a free man? In fact, one of the freest in Rome.
Claudius I, Roman emperor, 41-54 AD
tiny.ag/iheivfxc · submitted 2001
To those who say that the media doesn't affect how they behave or think, I have three words: Bud. Weis. Er.
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