Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4981–5000 (5255)
tiny.ag/jktig65s · submitted 2001
It is hard to say no to something when it is being thrown at you.
Jacqueline Medina, This is very true. Everyone can relate
tiny.ag/vcwo5cet · submitted 2001
While some drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, most merely gargle.
tiny.ag/u3lgp7es · submitted 2001
There are many people who believe that their beliefs alter the nature of reality. They're right. About ten stories after the chemicals they ingested enabled them to believe they could fly, the nature of their bodies and of the pavement they meet is altered quite emphatically.
tiny.ag/20r6iyxf · submitted 2001
Travel is 20 percent where you go, 80 percent who you go with.
tiny.ag/s75kf4ot · submitted 2001
"Nothing is as hard to marry as a large nose."
tiny.ag/ycqxsfzd · submitted 2001
"Without coffee the world would never wake."
tiny.ag/mpbtrho8 · submitted 2001
Wish not for a wish. Wish for not needing to wish.
tiny.ag/ho0na7wd · submitted 2001
Wish not for a wish. Wish for not needing to wish.
tiny.ag/g5sqhy9y · submitted 2001
Nations are not "crippled by poverty;" they are crippled INTO poverty by tyrannical governments. Take stock of the poorest 50 countries in the world. Then take stock of the 50 most tyrannical and most socialist governments. You'll be amazed at the parallels.
tiny.ag/whvexcsh · submitted 2001
Why is it that the majority of dissertations on poverty spend almost no time on what poor people can do to improve their lot in life, and almost all the time claiming how poverty is the fault of those that rose above it?
tiny.ag/pj8s2j7f · submitted 2001
Some people spend far too much time dedicating reams of words to what could be said with two.
tiny.ag/m5jshb9c · submitted 2001
Certain rash people have asserted that, just as there are no mice where there are no cats, so no one is possessed where there are no exorcists.
Georg Cristoph Lichtenberg (1742-1799), From: Waste Books
tiny.ag/olvxkxma · submitted 2001
YOU HAVE EVERY REASON, BUT YOU HAVE NO REASON TO SIN.
Unknown, NO REASONS FOR SINNING
tiny.ag/nlgjkeoz · submitted 2001
Sex is like chinese dinner, it aint over until you both get your cookies!
tiny.ag/hmltqmuv · submitted 2001
"So you want to kill me, take a ticket and wait in line"
John Lithgow, from movie Cliff Hanger (I think)
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