Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4961–4980 (5255)
tiny.ag/rblwjasv · submitted 2001
I can take away everything you have; you'll find a way to be happy. And you'll cry Thank you. I can give you everything you wish; you'll find a way to be miserable. And you'll cry Please. But either way, I love thee.
Tresabuela., Original.
tiny.ag/oeaqlmdk · submitted 2001
I would rather spend an eternity in Hell than to spend a lifetime standing outside Heaven's gates.
Carlos Herrero, This is my own.
tiny.ag/ugj9uf6y · submitted 2001
Like is like eating an ice cream. When it comes to the crunch, it's still sweet!
Garrahy, taken from speech
tiny.ag/nxifut8m · submitted 2001
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
tiny.ag/itvaczst · submitted 2001
The Devil and all his minions don't labor half as hard to create new sins as the average Christian.
tiny.ag/vkcyixh4 · submitted 2001
It is knaive to try to follow the steps of others,
because everyone goes with different steps...
tiny.ag/7n9flnma · submitted 2001
We're made of an infinity of nothings
Carlos Gershenson, We can always split matter even more
tiny.ag/fab65pks · submitted 2001
Everything is based on everything.
Everything is for and because of everything.
Everything is related
tiny.ag/kj1itla8 · submitted 2001
Those who don't think are never mistaken
tiny.ag/nohclj3f · submitted 2001
If a test seemed too easy, then you must have done it wrong.
Kristine Myhre, Myself.
tiny.ag/jnxagwvf · submitted 2001
If a test seemed too easy, then you must have done it wrong.
Kristine, Entirely made-up.
tiny.ag/9pwovtjw · submitted 2001
If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there
tiny.ag/ysvbbkgo · submitted 2001
Without writing, where would our thoughts go?
Bill Fishel, (from myself)
tiny.ag/tpcwn2gv · submitted 2001
Without God, there wouldn't be atheists.
Bill Fishel, from myself
tiny.ag/odsqeeov · submitted 2001
I'm fat because I'm a bullimic who forgets to throw up.
tiny.ag/s0ubvqem · submitted 2001
The road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs
Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises
tiny.ag/waajnebi · submitted 2001
To reach the top you might have to climb someelses latter
tiny.ag/txldi7ao · submitted 2001
Life is like a s**t sandwich. The more bread you want, the more s**t you have to swallow.
tiny.ag/z3li0aps · submitted 2001
Better to be old than forever young.
Nathan Malby, original as far as I know
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