Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/6vqisk1z · submitted 2004
The wise man said "I know nothing".
The wiser man said nothing.
tiny.ag/hcz52daw · submitted 2004
Space, its a funny thing. Dark, cold lonley, but we all want out there, we all want to see it for ourselves. We need to see to believe.
tiny.ag/ngdzyat8 · submitted 2004
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
tiny.ag/qf8zpcdr · submitted 2004
If you're going to be driven crazy it might as well be in a limo.
tiny.ag/jfn39ml5 · submitted 2004
Hope is the thing with wings that perches on the soul.
tiny.ag/aibjonhe · submitted 2004
In the vegetable kingdom, the carnivorous plants which are vegetarian are frowned on.
tiny.ag/w4afz1vu · submitted 2004
Militarism is when the government puts the generals' interest before the general interest.
tiny.ag/e7hz0zko · submitted 2004
False friends are easily recognized by their skill in becoming invisible.
tiny.ag/ybqpajng · submitted 2004
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive!
tiny.ag/mvnidxlh · submitted 2004
Hell doesn't exist, as the eternal flames would use up all the oil reserves.
tiny.ag/s6fqhsrc · submitted 2004
I gave up believing most teachers had something worth hearing a long time ago.
tiny.ag/03qdfiyd · submitted 2004
always looking at the bright side of things will cause irreversible eye damage.
Andrew Diaz, I'm a ninth grader, its ok to disagree.
tiny.ag/0isgxlac · submitted 2004
Happiness comes in small doses, a cigarett, a cookie, a five second orgasm, whatever. so smoke the cig, eat the cookie, cum then get up the next morning and go to work.
tiny.ag/lm8lrrwu · submitted 2004
money isn't real, never let anyone ever convince you otherwise
tiny.ag/vxiicezz · submitted 2004
It is better to have sinned, than to have killed the man who sinned against your father's mother.
Deanna Smele, David The Great Feim, Mall, "Learning By Reading"
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