Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/ag9zv6rb · submitted 2002
I have a couple of Aphorisms that we hear in the Marine Corps.
"Praise in public; scold in private."
"Wrap it before you tap it"
"B.O.H.I.C.A= Bend over here it comes again."
Pro-Slack, Olnly in the USMC
tiny.ag/h8pmogce · submitted 2002
If you can't change yourself for me, why would i change myself because of you?
tiny.ag/isl6erja · submitted 2002
There is no point in crying if nobody gives a damn.
tiny.ag/serpoyai · submitted 2002
Not only women can fake orgasms, they can also fake relationships.
tiny.ag/knvj9wkt · submitted 2002
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls?
tiny.ag/jov0ptmn · submitted 2002
be patient at all times and aggresive at the right time
tiny.ag/z0dxlupu · submitted 2002
The headline reads, "Docs say patients make them prescribe useless antibiotics." This puts a physician in roughly the same predicament as a serial killer. The latter says, "Stop me before I kill again, while the former says, "Stop me before I prescribe again."
tiny.ag/lpv9thjp · submitted 2002
If antidepressant drugs are effective, why don't they work for psychiatrists? Year after year, psychiatrists commit suicide at a higher rate than the general population. Are we to believe that they don't take their own drugs, or that the drugs don't have the benefits attributed to them?
Nicolas Martin, website, American Iatrogenic Association
tiny.ag/6ealcnkd · submitted 2002
If you want to motivate someone who already has confidence tell them they canÂ’t do it. Then sit back and watch as they do it anyways, just to spite you.
tiny.ag/nz70cmne · submitted 2002
I could guide you into depravity but I'm not sure I could lead either of us back out.
Frank O'Hara, Three Poems
tiny.ag/l08c1niq · submitted 2002
Naming things is only the intention to make things.
Frank O'Hara, Memorial Day 1950
tiny.ag/qeibrjgu · submitted 2002
You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
tiny.ag/gqa6rbln · submitted 2002
To be great at what you do, make it a way of life.
tiny.ag/urijbd4s · submitted 2002
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
tiny.ag/nr1xbpw4 · submitted 2002
You took me for a ride, so what; you paid for it.
Bijay Acharya, my own statement.
tiny.ag/cxzwbih7 · submitted 2002
Morally decayed people despise "overly simple" answers... they are creatures who love to hide their immorality in byzantine complexity. If someone complains that an answer you give to a moral question is "too simple", rest assured, they have something they want to hide in the small print.
tiny.ag/wpaqxbii · submitted 2002
"Simple" is not the same thing as "easy". Some of the simplest things in the world to do-- like "the right thing" -- are also the hardest.
tiny.ag/gbbfkppn · submitted 2002
Formerly We Suffered From Crimes,
Now We Suffer From Laws (Tacitus)
Formerly We Suffered From Criminals,
Now We Suffer From Lawyers (Not Tacitus)
tiny.ag/dgygcr6l · submitted 2002
All random acts of kindness will be avenged
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