"Praise in public; scold in private."
"Wrap it before you tap it"
"B.O.H.I.C.A= Bend over here it comes again."
Pro-Slack, Olnly in the USMC
tiny.ag/h8pmogce · submitted 2002
If you can't change yourself for me, why would i change myself because of you?
tiny.ag/isl6erja · submitted 2002
There is no point in crying if nobody gives a damn.
tiny.ag/serpoyai · submitted 2002
Not only women can fake orgasms, they can also fake relationships.
tiny.ag/knvj9wkt · submitted 2002
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls?
tiny.ag/jov0ptmn · submitted 2002
be patient at all times and aggresive at the right time
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