Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/tis9ruzz · submitted 2002
Good can't Exist without Hate, but Love can exist without hate.
Alex Merced, This is comment I made 9/11
tiny.ag/f2lfvwdj · submitted 2002
"Carry out your own dead"
and
"No opium smoking in the elevators"
Wilson Mizner, posted in a hotel that he owned!
tiny.ag/fpo1csew · submitted 2002
Just because its your last day doesnt mean you cant get fired.
tiny.ag/y3srvf2w · submitted 2002
People mistake the fact that there are a multitude of misinterpretations of facts, for proof that there is no correct interpretation-- or worse, for proof that there is no reality to interpret. They mention the blind beggars and the elephant, but they never mention the seeing beggar-- nor do they recall that there was an elephant there after all.
tiny.ag/fjcxxqh3 · submitted 2002
There are no facts; rather I say there are only interpretations.
tiny.ag/4hcnwpuv · submitted 2002
"So after centuries of being pounded with the
doctrine that altruism is the ultimate ideal,
men have accepted it in the only way it could
be accepted: by seeking self-esteem through others."
tiny.ag/vx2mru1b · submitted 2002
The man who is wise has committed the unspeakable
social crime of not being ignorant.
Mike McDermott, None
tiny.ag/hmquaycm · submitted 2002
Nothing is sometimes a good thing to do, and always a good thing to say.
tiny.ag/bndcdwfu · submitted 2002
Though the truth may hurt, it will be far less than a betrayal of trust.
Brian Gilbert, http://realityloop.com/
tiny.ag/jpxgkfru · submitted 2002
We would despise ourselves if we did not believe we are better than our own lives.
tiny.ag/ihl7okdf · submitted 2002
Why do we need so many laws? Because we have the same ability to agree as lizards.
tiny.ag/3fkcfz7e · submitted 2002
Proud, proud pagans, /who worship blood-covered stones /because the stones don't contradict them....
tiny.ag/wpnjbcva · submitted 2002
A man who lies to save the truth is really just trying to save his own ass.
tiny.ag/8arwiyv5 · submitted 2002
If you had a group of carpenters, electricians and architects who espoused a "do your own thing" approach to housebuilding, the end result would be a Three Stooges skit followed by the house collapsing in on itself. Yet this "do as thou wilt" is a valid approach to building a soul?
tiny.ag/5nbq2zsv · submitted 2002
In communist countries, state is mother and Government is father, mothers and fathers are cogs.... and children are grist for the mill. The only "father" the cuban government recognized for Elian was Castro.
tiny.ag/w1bg5pf2 · submitted 2002
There is no political theory that transcends fatherhood.
Jefferson Hennessy, In deference to Elian
tiny.ag/7ml20wxt · submitted 2002
Truth is not only stranger than fiction; usually it's about ten times funnier too.
tiny.ag/yer2rvtg · submitted 2002
I don't want the world to revolve around me; I just want it to stop trying to throw me off.
tiny.ag/w6nymkrc · submitted 2002
Life without a sound sense of tra, can seem like an incomprehensible nup.
Gene B. Beery, From my Artist'sbook:AdmitOnetothe......
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