Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/urijbd4s · submitted 2002
The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
tiny.ag/nr1xbpw4 · submitted 2002
You took me for a ride, so what; you paid for it.
Bijay Acharya, my own statement.
tiny.ag/cxzwbih7 · submitted 2002
Morally decayed people despise "overly simple" answers... they are creatures who love to hide their immorality in byzantine complexity. If someone complains that an answer you give to a moral question is "too simple", rest assured, they have something they want to hide in the small print.
tiny.ag/wpaqxbii · submitted 2002
"Simple" is not the same thing as "easy". Some of the simplest things in the world to do-- like "the right thing" -- are also the hardest.
tiny.ag/gbbfkppn · submitted 2002
Formerly We Suffered From Crimes,
Now We Suffer From Laws (Tacitus)
Formerly We Suffered From Criminals,
Now We Suffer From Lawyers (Not Tacitus)
tiny.ag/dgygcr6l · submitted 2002
All random acts of kindness will be avenged
tiny.ag/yxmwi6ot · submitted 2002
Few Things Are More Powerful Than A Large Gathering Of Stupid People
tiny.ag/ggixfsms · submitted 2002
I drink to make other people seem more clever... I drink a lot !!!
I don't know, I heard someone say it
tiny.ag/hcifcapb · submitted 2002
Use peace where you can, and the sword where you must.
tiny.ag/mqvjbda8 · submitted 2002
Woe unto the people who cling to pacifism in the face of evil, who will not fight no matter how righteous the cause. For, by God, there are far worse things in this world than war!
tiny.ag/pivxdfbz · submitted 2002
But we read, and usually we believe; good, bad, or indifferent, any string of English words holds
our attention as if it came from Prospero himself.
J. D. Salinger, Seymour: an Introduction
tiny.ag/cvpotews · submitted 2002
I'll champion indiscrimination till doomsday, on the ground that it leads to health and a kind of very real, enviable happiness.
J. D. Salinger, - Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters
tiny.ag/nmsinrpt · submitted 2002
You're either in denial with us, or in reality all by yourself
RS Naraval, Stated in a sales meeting, 1996
tiny.ag/bmgda1tk · submitted 2002
Life levels all men, Death ....?
George Bernard Shaw, Wish someone could fill in the rest .
tiny.ag/y6fvlwgo · submitted 2002
early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
tiny.ag/fvm9al2z · submitted 2002
"True love is when you adore someone because of his/her faults instead of in spite of them."
Emily Blosser, a fit of intellectual conversation...
tiny.ag/jujcymok · submitted 2002
Make the world a better place. Shoot a bohemian.
tiny.ag/ndn5awz8 · submitted 2002
It's a measure of pop-culture hypocrisy that it is still criminal to say "F**K" on national television-- yet perfectly permissible to DO it onscreen at every opportunity.
tiny.ag/jghzjey1 · submitted 2002
People scorn intellect as much as they pretend to love it.
tiny.ag/ukahgmsf · submitted 2002
You're not 'just folks'. You're not 'plainspoken'. Do not, do not, do not act like it... So make it about smart... and not. Qualified... and not.
Aaron Sorkin, Spoken by Toby Ziegler, on The West Wing
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