Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4861–4880 (5952)
tiny.ag/kn1sbobe · submitted 2004
If you think you know everything you will never learn anything.
tiny.ag/g0hyklfa · submitted 2004
"My home..." (E.T.); "My precious..." (Gollum); "My oil..." (Bush).
tiny.ag/xho19k5c · submitted 2004
Finantial happiness consists in being a monopoly.
tiny.ag/kdp7ar4y · submitted 2004
If nobody is obliged to declare against himself, why have we to answer "I do"?
tiny.ag/0aumhnci · submitted 2004
In a six-hour meeting, the most interesting things are said after the first three hours and before the last three.
tiny.ag/ae6n7rzh · submitted 2004
hope is mankinds greatest atribute because it blinds us from the truth
tiny.ag/pgxdcjgt · submitted 2004
When there are a lot of rules, things usually go as if there were no rules.
tiny.ag/rikxosxv · submitted 2004
Liberty exists, another matter is whether she is allowed to be at large.
tiny.ag/zhmwf0lp · submitted 2004
The letters "b" and "d" have opposite political tendencies.
tiny.ag/6vqisk1z · submitted 2004
The wise man said "I know nothing".
The wiser man said nothing.
tiny.ag/hcz52daw · submitted 2004
Space, its a funny thing. Dark, cold lonley, but we all want out there, we all want to see it for ourselves. We need to see to believe.
tiny.ag/ngdzyat8 · submitted 2004
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
tiny.ag/qf8zpcdr · submitted 2004
If you're going to be driven crazy it might as well be in a limo.
tiny.ag/jfn39ml5 · submitted 2004
Hope is the thing with wings that perches on the soul.
tiny.ag/aibjonhe · submitted 2004
In the vegetable kingdom, the carnivorous plants which are vegetarian are frowned on.
tiny.ag/w4afz1vu · submitted 2004
Militarism is when the government puts the generals' interest before the general interest.
tiny.ag/e7hz0zko · submitted 2004
False friends are easily recognized by their skill in becoming invisible.
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