Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4861–4880 (5307)
tiny.ag/pycrdnoi · submitted 2002
New people are recruited to replace the old ones.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/cm3jogd7 · submitted 2002
Old objects with low efficiency are always replaced by the new ones.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/54jxl1ys · submitted 2002
Companies that efficiently manage their inventory will flourish in the long run.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/dotqf1sh · submitted 2002
In today's dynamic business environment, certainty is an illusion.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/5q4rlmsn · submitted 2002
Inventories are inevitable for the successful functioning of manufacturing and retailing organizations.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/wte0yfvh · submitted 2002
FIFO is the easiest ordering to handle in mathematical models.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/rfysngbj · submitted 2002
Everything becomes interesting when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/umncmpws · submitted 2002
Profit maximization is the single universal objective for most commercial organizations.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/zngbeswr · submitted 2002
Every complex human problem has an easy solution - neat & small, but wrong.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/0dcalhm7 · submitted 2002
Studying all the while without relaxation degrades a person's performance.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/vqrn458k · submitted 2002
Model formulation is partially an art.
Vinay Chhabra & Manish Dewan, Operations Research Simplified
tiny.ag/ag9zv6rb · submitted 2002
I have a couple of Aphorisms that we hear in the Marine Corps.
"Praise in public; scold in private."
"Wrap it before you tap it"
"B.O.H.I.C.A= Bend over here it comes again."
Pro-Slack, Olnly in the USMC
tiny.ag/h8pmogce · submitted 2002
If you can't change yourself for me, why would i change myself because of you?
tiny.ag/isl6erja · submitted 2002
There is no point in crying if nobody gives a damn.
tiny.ag/serpoyai · submitted 2002
Not only women can fake orgasms, they can also fake relationships.
tiny.ag/knvj9wkt · submitted 2002
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls?
tiny.ag/jov0ptmn · submitted 2002
be patient at all times and aggresive at the right time
tiny.ag/z0dxlupu · submitted 2002
The headline reads, "Docs say patients make them prescribe useless antibiotics." This puts a physician in roughly the same predicament as a serial killer. The latter says, "Stop me before I kill again, while the former says, "Stop me before I prescribe again."
tiny.ag/lpv9thjp · submitted 2002
If antidepressant drugs are effective, why don't they work for psychiatrists? Year after year, psychiatrists commit suicide at a higher rate than the general population. Are we to believe that they don't take their own drugs, or that the drugs don't have the benefits attributed to them?
Nicolas Martin, website, American Iatrogenic Association
tiny.ag/6ealcnkd · submitted 2002
If you want to motivate someone who already has confidence tell them they canÂ’t do it. Then sit back and watch as they do it anyways, just to spite you.
4861–4880 (5307)