Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/27rxt8xj · submitted 2004
The first half of your life is ruined by your parents, the second half is ruined by your kids.
tiny.ag/wffwledv · submitted 2004
You know why Rhythm & Blues (and by extension, Jazz, Hip-Hop, etc.) is the greatest music ever made? Not because it expresses the historic suffering of a downtrodden people and their dreams of a better life. No, the reason R&B is the greatest music ever made is that, on any given R&B record, they get some fresh, totally original sound because one of the musicians forgot to bring his instrument to the recording session, and they had to improvise with materials at hand.
Â… I mean, how the hell do you FORGET to bring your instrument to a recording session?! Only an R&B guy could do that.
The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/cwyqskrp · submitted 2004
Karl Marx said, "Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."
I say: No way. Philosophy couldnÂ’t possibly be that much better than the real world.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/unia9xlj · submitted 2004
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
Not lifting weights doesn't kill me.
Therefore, not lifting weights makes me stronger.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/ilnzeqre · submitted 2004
The educational system is the only industry where the employees grade the quality of their own work.
tiny.ag/wxtjeh7n · submitted 2004
When one person claims to be a hero and 250 of his former coworkers say he's an asshole, it's safe to say the 250 might have a point.
tiny.ag/w9sz7ntr · submitted 2004
"The same people who accused America of creating tyrants are now sputtering in bilious fury because she deposed one."
tiny.ag/qjkplth4 · submitted 2004
It's easy to stand tall when your feet aren't on the ground.
tiny.ag/pauxi4t2 · submitted 2004
The events that happen in the wait are almost always more impotant than the event requiring the waiting.
Ashley McCarty, (God taught me this)
tiny.ag/pxdotfkc · submitted 2004
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
not sure, i read this on some conspiracy web log
tiny.ag/rijbpyb5 · submitted 2004
there are two kinds of people in this world, those who love what they do and those who do what they love
tiny.ag/5ywdd1eu · submitted 2004
They create their own mountains to climb.
But, sometimes they create their own steep
cliffs only to fall.
tiny.ag/hhtej1m6 · submitted 2004
It is never too late to be what we might have been.
tiny.ag/6qthodn5 · submitted 2004
If everybody could eliminate all his/her supposed enemies, who would remain on this Earth?
tiny.ag/8uebh3ca · submitted 2004
wealth does not bring happiness...happiness brings wealth
tiny.ag/blsyvgqe · submitted 2004
As I slide down that banister of life, I'll always remember you as a splinter up my ass.
Unknown, To anyone who's done me wrong
tiny.ag/yotkmjsq · submitted 2004
"los angels,city of angels,saints,
sinners,has-beens,legends and stars.
with a supporting cast of characters
living in a world located somewhere
between the moon and mars.
image makers,heartbreakers and a host
of side show carnival fakers.
the lucky few will go on attain both
fortune and fame,....the failures are
left without a penny or fame,....
the saddest part of all,...no one
will ever remember or know their name."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, quote/poem author
tiny.ag/a10tzxnb · submitted 2004
Like Ogden used to Ogdeniously say- Witty is Pretty
but
Candor is Grandor
Richard Walker, from my poem- Once Upon A Nash
tiny.ag/s9nmabzh · submitted 2004
Satchel Paige said, 'Don't look back, something may be gaining on you.' Another reason not to look back: You may be gaining on something.
John Alejandro King, Found at www.covertcomic.com
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