Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4841–4860 (5847)
tiny.ag/mv8ewlga · submitted 2004
I always wonder where the other me in the mirror goes when I leave the room.
tiny.ag/9jcfjnun · submitted 2004
Errors and omissions excepted, this sentence has neither errors nor omissions.
tiny.ag/hfw8mifl · submitted 2004
A pessimist is an optimist who has lived
long enough.
tiny.ag/mp6prsxv · submitted 2004
Groucho Marx for ever: He was dead until he found out there was a mistake in his death certificate.
tiny.ag/k6gsqg1z · submitted 2004
No my dear, the Garden of Eden didn't
turn into Central Park.
tiny.ag/sznclosp · submitted 2004
What twines the matters of the heart must twine the heart and flesh.
Evyl Tolks, Unpublished Poem - Manuscript
tiny.ag/lddrtxga · submitted 2004
I've discovered the secret of happiness, but I'm ashamed to tell you the figure.
tiny.ag/5hxc8dy2 · submitted 2004
Predicting the future is almost as difficult as agreeing about the past.
tiny.ag/csvl3xji · submitted 2004
Parallel lines never meet because they don't agree with the right time and the right place.
tiny.ag/xhwuvds4 · submitted 2004
Look for the chaos within the order
and the order within the chaos.
tiny.ag/t6u1idxm · submitted 2004
One of the most difficult things to accept about the beloved person who left us is that perhaps he/she was right.
tiny.ag/zytp5twy · submitted 2004
One must be concious of his strength. Don Quixote fought bravely against the mills but flour prices didn't go down.
tiny.ag/ibr3rmwp · submitted 2004
Amazingly enough, truth hasn't the slightest interest in knowing you.
tiny.ag/zrbmu4hq · submitted 2004
Political party: A system of free thought destruction.
tiny.ag/mvxlguoc · submitted 2004
Sorry but the centre of the Universe is not your navel either.
tiny.ag/ougq2cys · submitted 2004
"LIFE CAN SOMETIMES TURN INTO ONE BIG 3
RING CIRCUS!WHEN WE ATTEMPT OUR UPWARD
CLIMB ON THE LADDER OF SUCCESS WE MAY TO ASKED TO PERFORM A PRECARIOUS BALANCING ACT LIKE A TRAPEZE ARTIST WALKING A TAUT TIGHTROPE WITHOUT A NET.
WE ARE ALSO CONSTANTLY CONFRONTED WITH
ASSORTED NUTS,CLOWNS AND COURT JESTERS.
LIKE THE RINGMASTER OUR BOSS MAY EXPECT US JUMP THOUGH HOOPS,IF NOT,THEY
MAY ATTEMPT TO FEED US TO THE LIONS.
LIKE THE ELEPHANT WE ARE SOMETIMES FORCED TO WORK LONG HOURS FOR PRACTICALLY PEANUTS,WHILE OTHER TIMES
TRYING TO MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF US.
SO, IF YOU BECOME DISSALUSIONED AND
DECIDE TO MOVE ON TO GREENER PASTURES AND A NEW CHANGE OF SCENARY,PLEASE TRY TO REMEMBER THE OLD ADAGE:IT MAY BE A
JUNGLE OUT THERE."
COPYRIGHT 2004 JOSEPH P.MARTINO
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/wmfbgnnh · submitted 2004
The difference between theory and practice in theory is smaller than the difference between theory and practice in practice.
tiny.ag/g6iiyk79 · submitted 2004
A generalist is a person who knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
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