Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/1banl2zg · submitted 2004
How many holes do you have to fill a sack with, for it to weight the most?
tiny.ag/v0klr7kh · submitted 2004
I have never seen an ugly smile.
Armand Coallier, A saying I created for my schoolbus
tiny.ag/iusqahwl · submitted 2004
Envy is when you don't want somebody else to have what you say you don't care about not having.
tiny.ag/9qct8mkr · submitted 2004
"I love you" doesn't have to be said to be understood.
James Bennett Eades III, an amazing, wonderful man
tiny.ag/slodayzr · submitted 2004
The only way of avoiding mistakes is doing nothing, and even this is not a guarantee.
tiny.ag/xtty0i3j · submitted 2004
there is no meaning to life. thousands of years of civilization, people waisting their lives and dying for a belief, a cause, or in search of fame and fortune all for nothing. Why do we slave at our jobs day after day in an effort to make something of ourselves when we know nothing will come of it? Why do we spend our lives doing something we hate; asking questions we know there arn't answers to? why dont we spend the time we're given with the people we love, doing the things we love?
tiny.ag/r8kmunwc · submitted 2004
you know where you stand in a hell-hole
spinal tap, everyone should watch it
tiny.ag/gm3fta9c · submitted 2004
The line that never failed:
"I'm lonely. I'm horney. I'm yours."
tiny.ag/msiroczj · submitted 2004
Now do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul?
tiny.ag/xrp3fjgh · submitted 2004
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost, Fifty Voices of the 20th Century, Kelen
tiny.ag/g1bjklin · submitted 2004
Truth is a pathless land... destroyed by the highways.
tiny.ag/59h3jbh8 · submitted 2004
I read this quote by Aleister Crowley:
"I do not want to have anything to do with a conventionally minded person any more than I want to eat canned salmon."
Talk about a wake-up call: I was eating canned salmon when I read this.
John Alejandro King, A.K.A. The Covert Comic
tiny.ag/5zb2dc1i · submitted 2004
Cuz we find ourselfs in the same old place singin drunken lullabies.
Floggin Molly, Great band
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