Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4801–4820 (5615)
tiny.ag/z2wjirem · submitted 2003
You may not be as young as you used to be, but at least you're not as old as you're gonna get.
tiny.ag/huf5rxcj · submitted 2003
It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
tiny.ag/ryhesw0r · submitted 2003
Traditions are paths tread by the feet of others, which merely err around the freeway of pragmatism.
tiny.ag/a0cbqplp · submitted 2003
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by not dying."
tiny.ag/bgjvnqza · submitted 2003
"We judge others by their actions, but expect others to judge us by our intentions."
tiny.ag/6b0flsli · submitted 2003
"Most humans are incapable of acting in their own self-interest."
"Skylord", MIT Computer Construct, Excerpt from an on-line chat in 1996
tiny.ag/ysfinehz · submitted 2003
Every day in Africa, the lion knows that he has to outrun the swiftest gazelle, or he'll starve, and the gazelle know that he has to outrun the swiftest lion, or he'll perish.
tiny.ag/ep06vc19 · submitted 2003
In life, beware of the law court. In death, beware of hell.
tiny.ag/72t60uaf · submitted 2003
Just because you're hosting the party doesn't mean you have the right to piss in the punch bowl.
tiny.ag/ofaywptb · submitted 2003
Dottage: the age at which one's mind is reduced to a dot.
tiny.ag/9qhwpfmo · submitted 2003
At all possible points, seek a peaceful resolution. But do not forego a militant solution too long-- and when you do choose to respond with force, strike with all the swiftness, power and wrath you can muster. Dash them to flinders utterly. Anything less is not merciful, for it only emboldens your enemy to extend the suffering.
tiny.ag/ln6yuctk · submitted 2003
It is ironic that lying, of all human sins, gets the easiest "pass" from us... seeing that all the evil and misery and suffering in the world can be traced to a lie. Every theft, rape, and murder, every tyranny, every cruelty, every destruction and social blight, requires at some point the services of a liar to proliferate. Apt indeed that the Devil is called the Prince of Lies, because every liar is one of the damned going about doing his infernal father's work.
tiny.ag/neydiucq · submitted 2003
Regrettably, time does not, as we've been told, heal all wounds.
tiny.ag/dseihr8s · submitted 2003
Idiots have two things in common, Their mouths are always loaded & Their brains are always shooting blanks
tiny.ag/dfqkcns1 · submitted 2003
If I die in a combat zone/Box me up and ship me home/To hell and back
tiny.ag/a3zsm94f · submitted 2003
One does not in need be possessed of an overabundance of intelligence to reap the fruits of wisdom.
tiny.ag/aezwjl8s · submitted 2003
I'd rather answer a dumb question now than to fix a dumb problem later.
Unknown, The motto of computer techs everywhere
tiny.ag/we0a7zzc · submitted 2003
A Christian is someone who worships a guy he would cross the street to avoid meeting.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/h4j8nsf6 · submitted 2003
Civilization - the triumph of madness over chaos.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/spozmlqw · submitted 2003
Paper money - a broken promise on a worthless writ that boasts the full faith and credit of a bankrupt thief.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
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