Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4781–4800 (5614)
tiny.ag/uhdlqfs6 · submitted 2003
"MISPLACED CHARITY DESTROYS ALL INCENTIVE.INCENTIVE DESTROYS ALL
MISPLACED CHARATIES."
tiny.ag/ai2gs1vo · submitted 2003
"LIFE IS AN EVER REVOLVING DOOR,YOU CAN
BE 'IN' ONE MINUTE AND 'OUT' THE NEXT."
tiny.ag/eeh8rxts · submitted 2003
"IF ONE ATTEMPTS TO WALK THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATH IN LIFE,IT MAY BE ADVISABLE TO REMAIN THIN AND SOBER."
tiny.ag/1fuprldk · submitted 2003
"TEMPTATION IS GIVING IN WHEN YOU
SHOULD BE HOLDING OUT."
tiny.ag/a6akfel5 · submitted 2003
"THE DEFINITION OF A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO GOES THE EXTRA MILE FOR YOU AFTER HE HAS MET YOU HALF WAY."
tiny.ag/b62wnmrf · submitted 2003
"IN A PERFECT WORLD THE IDEAL WAR WOULD ONLY BE FOUGHT WITH TOY SOLDIERS."
tiny.ag/4qujcax3 · submitted 2003
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Darrell R. Goffinet, Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide
tiny.ag/iwugapxv · submitted 2003
Don't be sad because roses have thorns, be happy because thorns have roses.
Unknown, Fiorenza family saying
tiny.ag/g1a2kecp · submitted 2003
Life sucks, S#!t happens, and the download timer is always lying.
tiny.ag/odwebqmu · submitted 2003
"The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes longer"
tiny.ag/k0ucvqhm · submitted 2003
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
tiny.ag/lcwrxay4 · submitted 2003
When you find that they are superior to us in any field, remember that their superiority is inferior to ours.
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
tiny.ag/nr65d7vc · submitted 2003
You are seeking to distort our objectives by exposing them to the scrutiny of the unfairest of all bourgeouis virtues, namely truth.
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
tiny.ag/1bx53z7m · submitted 2003
Calculated Risk, then, goes like this: 'We have every hope and assurance that the plan will be successful, but if it doesn't work we knew all the time it wouldn't , and said so.'
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
tiny.ag/yfrz81ak · submitted 2003
So much has been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
tiny.ag/t07rq5va · submitted 2003
It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, more vengeance, more desolation.
William Tecumseh Sherman, Civil War General
tiny.ag/hc8radgw · submitted 2003
Longing to be someone, in a world which contstantly reminds you that you are nothing
tiny.ag/9jfxklbs · submitted 2003
Any 'scholar' who would say that fantasy is easier to create than "real world" fiction is a buffoon who would insist that a unicycle is easier to ride than a bicycle because it has one less wheel.
RHJunior, In response to an insulting critique
tiny.ag/9vot8pgu · submitted 2003
Knowledge without direction is a ship without a sail.
Scott M. Stratton, Written as a dedication to a sibling.
tiny.ag/z2wjirem · submitted 2003
You may not be as young as you used to be, but at least you're not as old as you're gonna get.
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