Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

4761–4780 (5614)

tiny.ag/x37psw0n  ·  submitted 2003

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Don Presler

tiny.ag/5ams7iox  ·  submitted 2003

"GOD is the greatest of all artists,
and you are his greatest masterpiece."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/ie9bbewg  ·  submitted 2003

"EVEN THE MOST IGNORANT SPEAK AT LEAST
TWO LANGUAGES, THEIR NATIVE TONGUE
AND PROFANE."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/iukxsxrv  ·  submitted 2003

"YOU CANNOT TURN BACK TIME BUT TIME
CAN TURN IT'S BACK ON YOU."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/nbyrtxww  ·  submitted 2003

"FIGURE OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE AND
YOU HAVE CONQUERED THE UNIVERSE."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/lxiz3ndm  ·  submitted 2003

"TRUE GENIUS OBEYS NO PROTOCOL."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/u8r0ensa  ·  submitted 2003

"IDEA'S 'PLANTED' IN THE 'GARDEN' OF
INNOVATION OFTEN BEAR MAN'S MOST 'FRUITFUL' INVENTIONS."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/ez6ajwf0  ·  submitted 2003

"JUDGE ALL THINGS BY THEIR CONTENT AND
NOT BY THE BEAUTY OF IT'S WRAPPING."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/lb7xg3ts  ·  submitted 2003

"THE BEST WAY TO DETERMINE THE SUCCESS
OF A MAN IS NOT BY "WEALTH ALONE" BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IF HE IS "ALONE IN
HIS "WEALTH."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO, noted quote author

tiny.ag/lrqfpkdo  ·  submitted 2003

"LIFE SHOULD NOT BE LIVED LIKE A BAD
MOVIE,BUT MORE LIKE A LONG RUNNING
PLAY."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/0w4i2pms  ·  submitted 2003

"THE GREAT MAN LEAVES HIS ""MARK" ON
LIFE. THE FAILURE JUST A ""STAIN".
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/l6efdc9m  ·  submitted 2003

Time only slows in unhappiness

James J. Sorce, MD

tiny.ag/nuf1tisz  ·  submitted 2003

One minute you're the coolest thing since sliced bread, and the next minute you're toast.

Cher, on the need for change, in an interview

tiny.ag/wtat50jr  ·  submitted 2003

"A POLITICIAN IS INFLUENCED
BY MADISON AVE.
A STATESMAN IS INFLUENCED
BY JAMES MADISON."
copyright 2003 joseph p.martino

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/vtzxzcel  ·  submitted 2003

THE DEFINITION OF A BASEKETBALL PLAYER IS A PERSON WHO PLAYS ON COURT,
PAYS IN COURT."

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/kz5hfsit  ·  submitted 2003

"the honest man gets at the truth of the matter,with the dishonest man the truth seems to never matter."

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/01cxgqf8  ·  submitted 2003

"THE GODLY MAN IS ASSURED HIS PLACE IN HEAVEN AS SURELY AS THE EVIL MAN IN
HELL."

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/nklesftg  ·  submitted 2003

"CAST YOUR LOT WITH GOD AND HIS ANGELS
AND REST ASSURED OF ALWAYS HAVING FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES."

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/jvxzv2ft  ·  submitted 2003

"THE RESPECTED ARE OFTEN THE 'CENTER'
OF ATTENTION WITHIN THEIR 'CIRCLE'
OF FRIENDS."

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

tiny.ag/l6hcguxo  ·  submitted 2003

"MARRIAGE IS THE ONLY UNION WERE YOUR
UNABLE TO TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS TO A DELEGATE."

JOSEPH P.MARTINO

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