Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/ryovngeb · submitted 2005
Modesty is the shortest route to obscurity. But once famous, you can afford to become modest.
Leonid Sukhorukov, Happy New Year to All!
tiny.ag/cihqw9ou · submitted 2005
Imagine the physical universe as a holiday weekend spent with relatives, and it immediately becomes clear why everything in the cosmos tends to fly apart at an ever increasing rate.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic' @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/esqfbloi · submitted 2005
If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic' @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/wbk8lyc6 · submitted 2005
Patience is a virtue best practised by aspiring saints.
tiny.ag/2ucdxigc · submitted 2005
The affectations of serious men are hilarity personified.
tiny.ag/4wxcwoys · submitted 2005
Time is pushing you forward so don't look back and take the hand of your future.
Alishia, hope you enjoy this
tiny.ag/j2iuv3eq · submitted 2005
From Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, to America's first President, to the largest whiskey producer in the United States, George Washington's was one of those rare careers marked by continual enhancement.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/rodybtpy · submitted 2005
If you think the answer is "more government" then you don't understand the question.
tiny.ag/conzdb1e · submitted 2005
"Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty."
Leonid S.Sukhorukov, The book "All About Everything."UK 2005
tiny.ag/ippwvaon · submitted 2005
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
tiny.ag/b69alxjn · submitted 2005
An item of information is only properly classified 'Secret' if its negation would be just as shocking.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/zazwoinx · submitted 2005
Whoever said 'grandmas are moms with lots of frosting' obviously never licked one.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/7agestbu · submitted 2005
Always do what I would do, if you were me and I were you.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/gih8urxr · submitted 2005
If one percent of what a person believes about their own god were true, He wouldn't want anything to do with them.
tiny.ag/b4ag5s3x · submitted 2005
If you look down on someone, they won't look up to you.
I can't remember her name., I saw it being created.
tiny.ag/cv0sjdnu · submitted 2005
If necessity is the mother of invention, then unoriginality is it's good-for-nothing lazy uncle Elmo.
chuck creasy, ain't theft grand?
tiny.ag/h9gqjtlt · submitted 2005
You can change the truth to suit yourself; or you can change yourself to suit the truth.
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