Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4741–4760 (6103)
tiny.ag/3n7guer9 · submitted 2005
I'll never get angry with someone for doing things that I should be doing.
tiny.ag/dqxgndyp · submitted 2005
wisdom befits a man of age, though not a yearning heart......
ron grady, original
tiny.ag/uqlb9vme · submitted 2005
Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
tiny.ag/jo1bg7zx · submitted 2005
To act is easy; to think is hard.
tiny.ag/hapepjaf · submitted 2005
It's amazing what you can accomplish when your ass is on the line.
tiny.ag/mfayzrl7 · submitted 2005
Eternal Life- We are but a note in a great symphony. The symphony will end, but the note lives on.
Boond's, self searching
tiny.ag/g7honiba · submitted 2005
The difference between a grave and a rut
is depth. A rut is merely a grave with
both ends kicked out.
tiny.ag/8s7djfh3 · submitted 2005
Apathy is the logic of fools.
Unknown, created by Zachary Stephen DeJesus
tiny.ag/n8jzyiue · submitted 2005
Perfection is imperfect; yet imperfection is close enough.
V.M.G., Perfection
tiny.ag/vqw15gup · submitted 2005
The man who never made a mistake was probably manufactured in Japan.
tiny.ag/i1jeqslp · submitted 2005
Men and women each have a weakness. In men it is the desire for sexual intercourse. In women it is the desire to be loved.
tiny.ag/huxbahpi · submitted 2005
Remember: action is the condom that keeps meetings from getting pregnant.
The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/62afxiov · submitted 2005
War all you want to, just leave people out of it.
Philip A. Edles, Original--see more www.bennythepenny.com
tiny.ag/an0am2wz · submitted 2005
Life can only be misunderstood backwards, but it must be totally botched forward.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/mbolwtsf · submitted 2005
I can accept a map showing Japan and Monster Island. I can accept Japanese military and civil authorities analyzing an attack on Japan by a group of giant monsters. What I can’t understand is how the heck they justified their conclusion: ‘The giant monsters that attacked us probably came from Monster Island.’
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/uio1vmye · submitted 2005
Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/szj2hwsd · submitted 2005
The power of one's mind cannot be determined, for one would only be isolated from all whom he reveals it to.
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