Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4741–4760 (6017)
tiny.ag/s1sanpuh · submitted 2005
Why do men dream of flight? Flight is a rather mediocre commodity. Any man with a lawn chair and a few dozen weather balloons can fly. We are held to the ground, not because flying is too difficult for us, but because we allow other men's fears to ground us.
tiny.ag/r5bjp9op · submitted 2005
the world is divided into those who produce results and those who take the credit
tiny.ag/oxal8enh · submitted 2005
I never noticed his bad qualities nor his good qualities. I simply loved him
tiny.ag/wo28tctm · submitted 2005
They say you can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.
I say: Any man I want to?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War on Terror!'
tiny.ag/3jxgdcne · submitted 2005
I was never so rich as when I had my dog. Because it turns out my dog had swallowed a million dollars.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/0xqy8dtz · submitted 2005
I bet when future generations study the beliefs and customs of our era, they'll shake their collective head in disbelief.
... Just that one gigantic, collective head.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/e1vdmxhc · submitted 2005
The best basketball ballons are made of flea leather
tiny.ag/pnx8k27x · submitted 2005
God designed men using straightedge and compass. Hence the navel.
tiny.ag/abqnrh46 · submitted 2005
It's amazing the number of people who are intimidated by the simple act of sincerely professing the truth.
... I mean, I would have thought there would have been at least ONE.
tiny.ag/kh68oeyv · submitted 2005
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around us inebriation.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, Prizes for best web site visitor!
tiny.ag/thi6hpaz · submitted 2005
They say you can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.
I say: Any man I want to?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, Read him while you still can!
tiny.ag/iw2ofm3r · submitted 2005
ItÂ’s time to quit polishing our ego and concentrate on cleaning up our act.
tiny.ag/dzgzy9oi · submitted 2005
One of the biggest compliments you can pay someone is to understand how he/she feels.
tiny.ag/kw7heoga · submitted 2005
What is obvious to one person may be oblivious to another.
tiny.ag/bhmlicfd · submitted 2005
Experience is the best teacher, but the tuition can be very high.
tiny.ag/4qlpjjvb · submitted 2005
“Wouldn’t” long enough become “Couldn’t.”
tiny.ag/skoxpc3r · submitted 2005
It is surprising how often we answer our own prayers, but we are unlikely to recognize the connection.
tiny.ag/hepoufgw · submitted 2005
Be an advocate for the innocent, not an apologist for offenders.
tiny.ag/7shnda41 · submitted 2005
Your stature is measurable by what you do after you discover that you made a mistake.
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