Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/rx0wtafy · submitted 2005
high school is kinda like prison. the love you want you dont get, and the love you get you dont want.
Unknown, The New Kid
tiny.ag/jq2ieypc · submitted 2005
When you REALLY need God, he is always busy somewhere else.
tiny.ag/yh8gq9id · submitted 2005
Love is what you think you feel,
then when you find out the truth
Hate is what you feel
tiny.ag/gvkfv5co · submitted 2005
HAPPINESS The day I met him
MISERY The day I met the REAL him
tiny.ag/c71nde2x · submitted 2005
A child understands the Law. An adult understands how to be a Lawyer.
tiny.ag/fpoqb8s4 · submitted 2005
Nothing done for the love of God is ever wasted.
tiny.ag/hwnifxks · submitted 2005
Remember, half the time manic depressives feel better than you and I could ever imagine.
The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/lsndxx1t · submitted 2005
Be careful what you get - you may wish for it.
The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/if9kszh5 · submitted 2005
Open your imagination and you will open your path.
tiny.ag/6enarz38 · submitted 2005
I see skies of blue, clouds of white.
Bright blessed days, dark sacred nights.
And I think to myself: "I hope a plane spots my raft soon."
John A. King, The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/s6g9r28f · submitted 2005
Spontaneity! There's a time and a place for spontaneity
tiny.ag/ksprlted · submitted 2005
If you can keep your head whilst all around you are losing theirs then you really haven't understood the severity of the situation
tiny.ag/losvyjxc · submitted 2005
When the going's too good to be true, reverse course and beat it.
J. P. Donleavy, The Ginger Man
tiny.ag/yw21tnpl · submitted 2005
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
tiny.ag/zucpeyjq · submitted 2005
People will always do the right thing as long as it is in their best interests.
tiny.ag/be8eiayo · submitted 2005
I am the most tolerant person in the world so long as you have the gun.
tiny.ag/qgqy2mna · submitted 2005
I don't know everything, but I know more about the things other people don't than they ever will.
tiny.ag/5yurosrh · submitted 2005
I don't know everything, but I know more about the things other people don't than they ever will.
Thomas C Burnett, Yep, it's me.
tiny.ag/t06mrclh · submitted 2005
The blood of a true hero always comes from the heart. A coward's merely runs down his back.
tiny.ag/hxa8lu46 · submitted 2005
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on you again.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'My War On Terror!'
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