Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/vnpe6gkl · submitted 2003
Imagine when your parents were children.
You will meet them again.
tiny.ag/j8gk7dwu · submitted 2003
A look in the mirror is worth a thousand pictures.
tiny.ag/0ishonzi · submitted 2003
How would you feel if a gigantic lobster
referred to you as a type of earthfood?
tiny.ag/a30j7xg1 · submitted 2003
In a world full of raging enemies, fear the calm man.
tiny.ag/zuaef7mc · submitted 2003
When your adversary redoubles his frenzy, take heart. The snake always thrashes the most when it is pinned by the rake.
tiny.ag/jaqhrhc2 · submitted 2003
Living life once will cure you of the desire to live it twice.
tiny.ag/yskpfl3e · submitted 2003
Rephrasing Murphy's law: If you think things can't get worse, sit down and wait.
tiny.ag/stxt5m4l · submitted 2003
Mathematical truths are usually overestimated. For instance, one plus one equals two simply because we call "two" to "one plus one".
tiny.ag/lc8mmz01 · submitted 2003
You must love your neighbour, even
if your neighbour love your wife.
tiny.ag/23gcqpwt · submitted 2003
True belief is compensation for the lack of true faith.
tiny.ag/7nxlaeot · submitted 2003
Consciousness is neither created nor destroyed, only transferred.
tiny.ag/qo7uvzpu · submitted 2003
Obsession is when, instead of possessing
an idea, the idea possesses you.
tiny.ag/j1siwq9y · submitted 2003
If seniority is your major asset, you are probably obsolete.
tiny.ag/iqvmygjf · submitted 2003
The truth makes God and Man equal. We are both stuck with it.
tiny.ag/pld4u1an · submitted 2003
Die anonymously.
Leave no dirty footprints in the snow.
tiny.ag/g623ttmh · submitted 2003
After great efforts, I managed to become invisible, but nobody was able to see me.
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