Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

4701–4720 (5614)

tiny.ag/e6dsmcxh  ·  submitted 2003

Iraq: Weepings for mass destruction.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/yu7qw1tn  ·  submitted 2003

Three modes of universal justice: good luck, bad luck, and what you deserve. The good news is: your good luck will be good.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/1aqwzp7n  ·  submitted 2003

Twixt friend and friend, the bug creeps in.

Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

tiny.ag/culgipif  ·  submitted 2003

Well-meaning rebukes are better uttered
with gentleness than asperity.

Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

tiny.ag/zgnrj5p8  ·  submitted 2003

People lacking in love think
they are not worth loving.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/wvrgibdr  ·  submitted 2003

A stout heart breaks bad luck.

Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

tiny.ag/cyngjzws  ·  submitted 2003

Everyone is as God made him, and often a good deal worse.

Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

tiny.ag/yozh92ve  ·  submitted 2003

Be yourself: You can be either mature or immature, but you cannot be Victor Mature.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/az2vgdsq  ·  submitted 2003

Did someone tell Abraham it would please God if he slit his son's throat? Or did Abraham think of it on his own?

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/lpw5yg8j  ·  submitted 2003

Cured of belief in an instant, the belly laughed on for hours.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/1en40mf2  ·  submitted 2003

If you cannot solve a problem, dissolve it.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/bgzuhyrs  ·  submitted 2003

Sometimes, eternal love is one of the less lasting things.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/hxtuozvu  ·  submitted 2003

After victory in combat the young veterans celebrate. The older sit alone in the corners and weep.

an old veteran

tiny.ag/ktebvrai  ·  submitted 2003

"All humans are human. Not one human is more human than the other."

LT. Gen. Romeo Dallaire, Leader, 1993-94 UN mission to Rwanda

tiny.ag/cx3sio5h  ·  submitted 2003

Don't let crack crack you up.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/amyv2tbj  ·  submitted 2003

The surest way to enjoy a long life is to never enjoy what you are doing.

David Cavanaugh, unless someone tells me otherwise

tiny.ag/wbmpwxfp  ·  submitted 2003

If you can't be content as you are you will never be content as you aren't.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/uq7filve  ·  submitted 2003

Desire is composed of three sufferings: I want, I want, I want.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/poudtglw  ·  submitted 2003

In the realm of thoughts, intricate is not guarantee of profound.

M.A. Fiol

tiny.ag/jf8p2sui  ·  submitted 2003

Don't let your fear prompt your faith.

M.A. Fiol

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