Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/aezwjl8s · submitted 2003
I'd rather answer a dumb question now than to fix a dumb problem later.
Unknown, The motto of computer techs everywhere
tiny.ag/we0a7zzc · submitted 2003
A Christian is someone who worships a guy he would cross the street to avoid meeting.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/h4j8nsf6 · submitted 2003
Civilization - the triumph of madness over chaos.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/spozmlqw · submitted 2003
Paper money - a broken promise on a worthless writ that boasts the full faith and credit of a bankrupt thief.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/nv5el70a · submitted 2003
Pain is Nature's way of letting you know that something hurts.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/bmatkc06 · submitted 2003
Our Sins - Christ died for them; we live for them.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/mm9zrtgb · submitted 2003
Loving others is a virtue - unless one does it too often or too well.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/jkwmucrf · submitted 2003
People who worry about the future betray a laughable ignorance, since they obviously do not realize how bad things already are.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/evk9jyvx · submitted 2003
There are few real criminals, although there are numerous people unfortunate enough to get caught being human.
Mark Zero, from his classic, SHARDS
tiny.ag/flyvxztn · submitted 2003
The difference between a socialist and a thief is that the thief is honest enough to use a knife or a gun to rob his neighbors, while the socialist prefers to use a politician.
tiny.ag/gtijcw6k · submitted 2003
Wit, intelligence, beauty and charm are each such powerful weapons in the battle of the sexes, that fate has wisely chosen to arm very few women with all four.
tiny.ag/rjcdtg7j · submitted 2003
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time.
Cake, "Sheep Go To Heaven"
tiny.ag/0sdwugqo · submitted 2003
The more you know, the more you know the less you know.
tiny.ag/fymen2jz · submitted 2003
Don't feel like you're making progress just because you're moving foward.
H. R. Matthews, Kentucky farmer
tiny.ag/egz8by7r · submitted 2003
Stepping over dimes to pick up dollars will soon lose the bank.
tiny.ag/g0pdin1w · submitted 2003
Humor and Spirituality were created by humans in order to reconcile themselves to the fact that life is not fair!
tiny.ag/ubil3uf0 · submitted 2003
You cannot steal what is freely given away.
tiny.ag/tivkrsjc · submitted 2003
Don't borrow Trouble, the interest is too damn high!
tiny.ag/ylh93zpb · submitted 2003
I have walked in the shoes of many; Yet, never have i gained knowlege, being Poor sucks!
Erin-R-Smith, email - l2l4u@yahoo.com
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