Submissions

"I love you" doesn't have to be said to be understood.

James Bennett Eades III, an amazing, wonderful man

The only way of avoiding mistakes is doing nothing, and even this is not a guarantee.

Petigò

there is no meaning to life. thousands of years of civilization, people waisting their lives and dying for a belief, a cause, or in search of fame and fortune all for nothing. Why do we slave at our jobs day after day in an effort to make something of ourselves when we know nothing will come of it? Why do we spend our lives doing something we hate; asking questions we know there arn't answers to? why dont we spend the time we're given with the people we love, doing the things we love?

Arles Mauck

you know where you stand in a hell-hole

spinal tap, everyone should watch it

It is sad, but my wife left me for my other ego.

Petigò

A thousand mile journey begins with one jump.

The flea

Fear is when we look with our backsides.

Petigò

The line that never failed:
"I'm lonely. I'm horney. I'm yours."

Gary E. Holland

Now do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul?

Don McLean

By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.

Robert Frost, Fifty Voices of the 20th Century, Kelen

Truth is a pathless land... destroyed by the highways.

Petigò

In Siberia, ghosts in sheets die of cold.

Petigò

I read this quote by Aleister Crowley:

"I do not want to have anything to do with a conventionally minded person any more than I want to eat canned salmon."

Talk about a wake-up call: I was eating canned salmon when I read this.

John Alejandro King, A.K.A. The Covert Comic

If you think life is a joke, smile.

Petigò

Boredom can kill a man, but so can a board

Alex Dunn

At slow speeds we all seem bogus

Alien Ant Farm

Cuz we find ourselfs in the same old place singin drunken lullabies.

Floggin Molly, Great band

The first half of your life is ruined by your parents, the second half is ruined by your kids.

Arles Mauck

You know why Rhythm & Blues (and by extension, Jazz, Hip-Hop, etc.) is the greatest music ever made? Not because it expresses the historic suffering of a downtrodden people and their dreams of a better life. No, the reason R&B is the greatest music ever made is that, on any given R&B record, they get some fresh, totally original sound because one of the musicians forgot to bring his instrument to the recording session, and they had to improvise with materials at hand.

Â… I mean, how the hell do you FORGET to bring your instrument to a recording session?! Only an R&B guy could do that.

The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com

Karl Marx said, "Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."

I say: No way. Philosophy couldnÂ’t possibly be that much better than the real world.

John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com