Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5101–5120 (5939)
tiny.ag/kz5hfsit · submitted 2003
"the honest man gets at the truth of the matter,with the dishonest man the truth seems to never matter."
tiny.ag/01cxgqf8 · submitted 2003
"THE GODLY MAN IS ASSURED HIS PLACE IN HEAVEN AS SURELY AS THE EVIL MAN IN
HELL."
tiny.ag/nklesftg · submitted 2003
"CAST YOUR LOT WITH GOD AND HIS ANGELS
AND REST ASSURED OF ALWAYS HAVING FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES."
tiny.ag/jvxzv2ft · submitted 2003
"THE RESPECTED ARE OFTEN THE 'CENTER'
OF ATTENTION WITHIN THEIR 'CIRCLE'
OF FRIENDS."
tiny.ag/l6hcguxo · submitted 2003
"MARRIAGE IS THE ONLY UNION WERE YOUR
UNABLE TO TAKE YOUR COMPLAINTS TO A DELEGATE."
tiny.ag/uhdlqfs6 · submitted 2003
"MISPLACED CHARITY DESTROYS ALL INCENTIVE.INCENTIVE DESTROYS ALL
MISPLACED CHARATIES."
tiny.ag/ai2gs1vo · submitted 2003
"LIFE IS AN EVER REVOLVING DOOR,YOU CAN
BE 'IN' ONE MINUTE AND 'OUT' THE NEXT."
tiny.ag/eeh8rxts · submitted 2003
"IF ONE ATTEMPTS TO WALK THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATH IN LIFE,IT MAY BE ADVISABLE TO REMAIN THIN AND SOBER."
tiny.ag/1fuprldk · submitted 2003
"TEMPTATION IS GIVING IN WHEN YOU
SHOULD BE HOLDING OUT."
tiny.ag/a6akfel5 · submitted 2003
"THE DEFINITION OF A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO GOES THE EXTRA MILE FOR YOU AFTER HE HAS MET YOU HALF WAY."
tiny.ag/b62wnmrf · submitted 2003
"IN A PERFECT WORLD THE IDEAL WAR WOULD ONLY BE FOUGHT WITH TOY SOLDIERS."
tiny.ag/4qujcax3 · submitted 2003
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Darrell R. Goffinet, Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide
tiny.ag/iwugapxv · submitted 2003
Don't be sad because roses have thorns, be happy because thorns have roses.
Unknown, Fiorenza family saying
tiny.ag/g1a2kecp · submitted 2003
Life sucks, S#!t happens, and the download timer is always lying.
tiny.ag/odwebqmu · submitted 2003
"The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes longer"
tiny.ag/k0ucvqhm · submitted 2003
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
tiny.ag/lcwrxay4 · submitted 2003
When you find that they are superior to us in any field, remember that their superiority is inferior to ours.
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
tiny.ag/nr65d7vc · submitted 2003
You are seeking to distort our objectives by exposing them to the scrutiny of the unfairest of all bourgeouis virtues, namely truth.
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
tiny.ag/1bx53z7m · submitted 2003
Calculated Risk, then, goes like this: 'We have every hope and assurance that the plan will be successful, but if it doesn't work we knew all the time it wouldn't , and said so.'
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
tiny.ag/yfrz81ak · submitted 2003
So much has been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.
James Thurber, from Lances & Lanterns
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