Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/hskjauuf  ·  submitted 2001

"Who would you fear more; a man who kills millions of people, or a man who kills millions of people in his own country?"

Cory Masters, Relating to Stalin and Hilter in WW2

tiny.ag/5ybtaxbo  ·  submitted 2001

Considering that the British gave us Telletubbies and Spice Girls, isnt it a shame John Lennon was the Brit who was shot?

Julianna Bennit

tiny.ag/wo1udjny  ·  submitted 2001

Over specialize and you breed in weakness. It's slow death.

Anymous, "Ghost in the Shell"

tiny.ag/ha0vcpzt  ·  submitted 2001

If at first you dont succed, just give up, there's no point in making a fool of yourself.

Grandma Maycroft

tiny.ag/erau7v5k  ·  submitted 2001

Trying is the first step towards failure.

Homer Simpson

tiny.ag/trep9cim  ·  submitted 2001

A little bit of pain never hurt anyone!

Andrew Lockwood, Offered as a plattitude post-accident

tiny.ag/uf7oxrp8  ·  submitted 2001

"In other American wars, enemy commanders have come to doubt the wisdom of taking on the strength and power of this nation and the resolve of her people. I expect that somewhere, in a cave in Afghanistan, there is a terrorist leader who is, at this moment, considering precisely the same thing."

Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, Ltr to US Servicemembers re: bin Laden

tiny.ag/rblwjasv  ·  submitted 2001

I can take away everything you have; you'll find a way to be happy. And you'll cry Thank you. I can give you everything you wish; you'll find a way to be miserable. And you'll cry Please. But either way, I love thee.

Tresabuela., Original.

tiny.ag/oeaqlmdk  ·  submitted 2001

I would rather spend an eternity in Hell than to spend a lifetime standing outside Heaven's gates.

Carlos Herrero, This is my own.

tiny.ag/ugj9uf6y  ·  submitted 2001

Like is like eating an ice cream. When it comes to the crunch, it's still sweet!

Garrahy, taken from speech

tiny.ag/nxifut8m  ·  submitted 2001

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Friedrich Nietzsche

tiny.ag/itvaczst  ·  submitted 2001

The Devil and all his minions don't labor half as hard to create new sins as the average Christian.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/vkcyixh4  ·  submitted 2001

It is knaive to try to follow the steps of others,
because everyone goes with different steps...

Carlos Gershenson

tiny.ag/7n9flnma  ·  submitted 2001

We're made of an infinity of nothings

Carlos Gershenson, We can always split matter even more

tiny.ag/fab65pks  ·  submitted 2001

Everything is based on everything.

Everything is for and because of everything.

Everything is related

Carlos Gershenson

tiny.ag/kj1itla8  ·  submitted 2001

Those who don't think are never mistaken

Cresenciano Grave

tiny.ag/nohclj3f  ·  submitted 2001

If a test seemed too easy, then you must have done it wrong.

Kristine Myhre, Myself.

tiny.ag/jnxagwvf  ·  submitted 2001

If a test seemed too easy, then you must have done it wrong.

Kristine, Entirely made-up.

tiny.ag/k432eomy  ·  submitted 2001

Assume nothing, know everything.

Eric Kepler

tiny.ag/9pwovtjw  ·  submitted 2001

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there

Adrian Radue

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