Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/ev3xo1gm  ·  submitted 2001

The only way to create sytle in your writing is to be yourself; if that doesn't work, be someone else.

Kim Blank / Michael Cullen, The Writer's Block Calendar

tiny.ag/eiqs83md  ·  submitted 2001

Doodling is the canal between the hand and the mind. In other words, your doodle flows through your noodle.

Kim Blank, The Writer's Block Calendar

tiny.ag/cnlzdyst  ·  submitted 2001

A bunch of little words in a row often means that some can go.

Kim Blank, The Writer's Block Calendar

tiny.ag/akgvmpqw  ·  submitted 2001

"God" is a verb, not a noun.

Michael Cullen, The Writer's Block Calendar

tiny.ag/ot9h46f5  ·  submitted 2001

You will get farther appealing to someone's self-interest than appealing to their conscience.

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tiny.ag/rdomayje  ·  submitted 2001

Socialism is when one man knows exactly what the mass need; If the mass have the bad habit of knowing what they personally need, then they are dead wrong.

Carl, Paradox of socialism

tiny.ag/de94pbaw  ·  submitted 2001

The way to understanding begins in life with a level head, a clear conscience, and an open heart.

Master Song

tiny.ag/hfeswn3c  ·  submitted 2001

I am a student of life and it has taught me well; a slave to
mistakes and all the pain they have brought me; I am merely
but a man.

Unknown

tiny.ag/wb3tr80y  ·  submitted 2001

After thousands of years of philosophical debate, logical argument, personal eyewitness testimonies, and astonishing records of miracles, there are people who still refuse to believe in God.... yet will readily believe Elvis was abducted by UFOs.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/efrmwb3x  ·  submitted 2001

I have a very basic problem with evolution: it takes too much faith. Think about it; evolution asks you to believe that random chance and vast time--- cosmic forces you wouldn't count on to correctly assemble a preschool jigsaw puzzle--- were responsible for the formation of life itself.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/oj7fkm1g  ·  submitted 2001

An atheist is someone who is very proud of the fact that he cannot be fooled into believing what the evidence demonstrates.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/hujikleb  ·  submitted 2001

"What one can accomplish through the belief in a "god" is a testament to the power of the mind, and not necessarily a testament to the power of "god". Whether the "god" that he or she believes in truly exists is irrelevant; what's important is that he or she believes that there's a "god". It's quite similar to a placebo".

Darrell Le Montre

tiny.ag/i8eomluz  ·  submitted 2001

"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love".

Albert Einstein

tiny.ag/7ofjqgpk  ·  submitted 2001

"It's much easier to ameliorate than it is to originate".

Darrell Le Montre

tiny.ag/rmco4usw  ·  submitted 2001

"When someone fails to recognize an intelligent mind, he or she succeeds in revealing the absence of one".

Darrell Le Montre

tiny.ag/ya5vplhg  ·  submitted 2001

Socialism is when the government helps its citizens by deciding their lives. Communism is when the government also helps its citizens to decide what to think.

Carl, Paradox of socialism

tiny.ag/gb10tga4  ·  submitted 2001

When politician asks for help from the citizens, he is about to raise the taxes. When a politician offers to help the citizens, he is also about to raise the taxes.

Carl, Paradox of Socialism

tiny.ag/bexuycvg  ·  submitted 2001

In a free market economy groups of people can work together and form different co-operative organisations, but the co-operative organisations canÂ’t work together and form a free market economy.

Carl, Paradox of socialism

tiny.ag/nium2uo8  ·  submitted 2001

Everyone translates democracy into a government where the people should rule, but funny enough in real life every democratic government asks itself the question how the people should be ruled.

Carl, Paradox of socialism

tiny.ag/xm2qyltn  ·  submitted 2001

Communism and socialism has the objective to eliminate all social classes and thus it is no wonder that their first step is always to create the aforementioned classes.

Carl, Paradox of socialism

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