Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/jfxnea19 · submitted 2001
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
tiny.ag/omgvnq9o · submitted 2001
Y'know, you think you've hit the ultimate in freaked-out sh*t, and then the world just comes around and slaps you upside the head with a dead mackeral.....
tiny.ag/t3zf8qkj · submitted 2001
Risk may be the author of potential loss, but he who vigilantly avoids risk will have nothing of worth to lose.
tiny.ag/b6yzarmk · submitted 2001
Shoot for the stars and you will someday fly. Shoot for nothing and watch life pass you by.
tiny.ag/axynpbqd · submitted 2001
Time, a commodity you can never get rid of, you can perpetually waist, and yet a rarity you can never recover.
tiny.ag/2klndimh · submitted 2001
Those who look only to the future will never enjoy it.
tiny.ag/j04obltz · submitted 2001
"Beauty and eloquence are summed up in one word: me."
tiny.ag/9yy0vqmx · submitted 2001
"If God lived on earth, people would break his windows."
tiny.ag/kilt9q6d · submitted 2001
"Nothing is easier than lopping off heads and nothing more difficult than developing ideas."
tiny.ag/hskjauuf · submitted 2001
"Who would you fear more; a man who kills millions of people, or a man who kills millions of people in his own country?"
Cory Masters, Relating to Stalin and Hilter in WW2
tiny.ag/5ybtaxbo · submitted 2001
Considering that the British gave us Telletubbies and Spice Girls, isnt it a shame John Lennon was the Brit who was shot?
tiny.ag/wo1udjny · submitted 2001
Over specialize and you breed in weakness. It's slow death.
Anymous, "Ghost in the Shell"
tiny.ag/ha0vcpzt · submitted 2001
If at first you dont succed, just give up, there's no point in making a fool of yourself.
tiny.ag/trep9cim · submitted 2001
A little bit of pain never hurt anyone!
Andrew Lockwood, Offered as a plattitude post-accident
tiny.ag/uf7oxrp8 · submitted 2001
"In other American wars, enemy commanders have come to doubt the wisdom of taking on the strength and power of this nation and the resolve of her people. I expect that somewhere, in a cave in Afghanistan, there is a terrorist leader who is, at this moment, considering precisely the same thing."
Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense, Ltr to US Servicemembers re: bin Laden
tiny.ag/rblwjasv · submitted 2001
I can take away everything you have; you'll find a way to be happy. And you'll cry Thank you. I can give you everything you wish; you'll find a way to be miserable. And you'll cry Please. But either way, I love thee.
Tresabuela., Original.
tiny.ag/oeaqlmdk · submitted 2001
I would rather spend an eternity in Hell than to spend a lifetime standing outside Heaven's gates.
Carlos Herrero, This is my own.
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