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The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Law and Politics

I said I have a can-do attitude. I didn't say I have a do attitude.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation

To qualify for a top secret security clearance requires hard work and sacrifice. But the way I figure it, those sheep and goats weren't going to live much longer anyway.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Law and Politics and War and Peace

Lead you not into temptation? Got it. And what else would you like me not to do? - God

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

By and large, it's better to be far and small.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

There is no greater evil in the world than certitude.

Ed Randalls, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to begin with.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Health and Disease and Wisdom and Ignorance

Fate loves the fearless. Especially with pesto.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

You don't pass your prime, you dig out from under it.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

Risk management? With pleasure!

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Work and Recreation and Law and Politics

The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in War and Peace and Law and Politics

Seize the day.
Constrict the day.
Swallow the day whole.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype. Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

I love you airconditionally.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Altruism and Cynicism

Babies change everything, except their own diapers.

William J Frank, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Happiness comes when you least expect.

Navratan, in Happiness and Misery and Work and Recreation

Age is when you get out of your car, and you look like you're still driving.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Health and Disease

They also never cease to amaze, who never start.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

Nobody can rest in his shadow

Unknown, in Life and Death