Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
301–320 (5407)
tiny.ag/jsf7pr6r · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
It's not casual sex if you're really focused on doing it well.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/yb0bxr1d · submitted 2020 by Maineman
I always have problems with narrow minded people who do not see things my way.
tiny.ag/ugexnzyd · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate service handler.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/cgbgy0kz · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
The fact that someone disagrees with me doesn't make that person evil or stupid. To disagree with me they would have to be evil or stupid already.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/76uxsjez · submitted 2020 by stuartmillar
from the sublime to the ridiculous is but one step
tiny.ag/x6jtw0we · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/b7vhosyi · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
You only go as far as your fetish.
Matthew Audia, in Men and Women and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/dyce1nvx · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
If kindness is never wasted, what's it doing crashed out on the floor?
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/vgqxfrci · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
Don't worry about the etheral or other worldly forms police departments it's a really big burden!
tiny.ag/vwkt2cjn · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
Distractions = intelligence.
Matthew J. Audia, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion
tiny.ag/njzis1ux · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
Smoking defiles even the best of athletes.
tiny.ag/jy81rpxc · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
Nations are playing golf with our liberty.
Bill Smith, in War and Peace and Law and Politics
tiny.ag/kc59dvnl · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
If your in a bunch of time consuming crud for no reason tell daddy not to pass the karma.
Matthew J. Audia, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/balu0tmx · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
They're all these options, but only what I will inevitably choose.
Matthew J. Audia, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/ogfonzwu · submitted 2020 by matthewaudia1
The hardest part of anything has always already occured in your past.
Matthew J. Audia, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/zombxkl8 · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
We all get a little crazy now and then. The rest of the time we get big crazies.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Art and Literature and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/l9rnjfcm · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
Policy is the best dishonesty.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Law and Politics
tiny.ag/cv5hpxte · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
If we were as dedicated to our religion as we are to supporting our favorite sports team, we could have twice as many tailgate parties!
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/pqwhc9ls · submitted 2020 by Namils
Man is a wolf to man. Freud
tiny.ag/fjvdntbu · submitted 2020 by JAKGalore
If you had a tattoo that said 'Top Secret,' where on your body would it be?
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery
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