Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/oh4ruugh · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
I wasn't born yesterday. In fact, I'm not due 'till later this month.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/mjg03prh · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
If all we are is dust in the wind, how come I never get blown?
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate
tiny.ag/ossvqapn · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
It's not youh, it's meh.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/i6l38aw7 · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
Correct me if I'm wrong, but please don't wrong me if I'm correct.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/mplflokw · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
I resent the slandering of my good name - especially when I have so many bad ones available.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/gxnbg7w3 · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/c85frerx · submitted 2021 by gourmia01
Choosing best gourmia air fryer is little tought but donâÃÂÃÂt worry here i am drafting best of gourmia air fryer according to their productivity and special feature.
airfryer, in Health and Disease and Food and Drink
tiny.ag/vfuvew7w · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
When you're watching your back, your back is your front.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in War and Peace and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/npr2bufk · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
At the atomic level, the glass is 99.99% empty space. Hope this helps.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion
tiny.ag/vvzoulik · submitted 2021 by rtw
Insanity and Brillance share a hallway
Roger Whitmore
roger whitmore, I coined this with my many clients I deal with, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/bppl14d7 · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
It's not polite to have a point.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/idyeiaxz · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
Actually, I was kind of hoping this is my past life.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/j8r1a9fl · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
This too shall be passed.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/okfyhk6t · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
Today is International Abolish International Days Day.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Law and Politics and War and Peace
tiny.ag/3mluxetj · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
Why is it that, when a single word can remedy hurt, that word so often goes unspoken?
... The word is otorhinolaryngology?
That answers my question, thanks.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/q0ujgl5y · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
You got this! But with effective antibiotics, you should make a full recovery within one to two weeks.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Health and Disease and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/likxs9kt · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
There is now no phrase that hasn't been trademarked as a band name. (And yes, I checked, and that phrase has also been trademarked as a band name. This one too. And this one.)
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/cre7hxzu · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
When upon the Ark
It came time to embark
If only his family and Noah
Had been a little sloah
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Art and Literature
tiny.ag/cilku2p3 · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
Collide o' scope (n.) Any project for which more than one organization defines requirements.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Law and Politics
tiny.ag/3s4ggc6f · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
I said I have a can-do attitude. I didn't say I have a do attitude.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation
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