Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

tiny.ag/ns6aydlx  ·  submitted 2021 by Duckpuddler

Aphorism of the Day:

In the race to discover the purpose of
life, nothing beats happiness.

E. J. Scott

tiny.ag/gdswpa3y  ·  submitted 2021 by Duckpuddler

Aphorism of the Day:

Nothing deserves reverence as
deservedly as irreverence.

E. J. Scott

tiny.ag/fkzzargp  ·  submitted 2021 by Duckpuddler

Aphorism of the Day:

If we were to live forever, we'd know
nothing of life.

E. J. Scott

tiny.ag/zkcvqhsa  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Do as you please, please as you do.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/ljh61dro  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

The Zen master told me "Enlightenment requires a still awareness." So I learned how to brew moonshine.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Food and Drink

tiny.ag/4cdposj2  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Faith may move mountains, but it never yet made a mountain stand still.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/o21qnct0  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

The map is not the territory. The territory contains way more errors.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/oh4ruugh  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

I wasn't born yesterday. In fact, I'm not due 'till later this month.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/mjg03prh  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

If all we are is dust in the wind, how come I never get blown?

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/ossvqapn  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

It's not youh, it's meh.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/i6l38aw7  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Correct me if I'm wrong, but please don't wrong me if I'm correct.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/mplflokw  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

I resent the slandering of my good name - especially when I have so many bad ones available.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/gxnbg7w3  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Carpe diem ante capit vos. (Seize the day before it seizes you.)

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/c85frerx  ·  submitted 2021 by gourmia01

Choosing best gourmia air fryer is little tought but don’t worry here i am drafting best of gourmia air fryer according to their productivity and special feature.

airfryer, in Health and Disease and Food and Drink

tiny.ag/vfuvew7w  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

When you're watching your back, your back is your front.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in War and Peace and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/npr2bufk  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

At the atomic level, the glass is 99.99% empty space. Hope this helps.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/vvzoulik  ·  submitted 2021 by rtw

Insanity and Brillance share a hallway

Roger Whitmore

roger whitmore, I coined this with my many clients I deal with, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/bppl14d7  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

It's not polite to have a point.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/idyeiaxz  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Actually, I was kind of hoping this is my past life.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/j8r1a9fl  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

This too shall be passed.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Happiness and Misery