Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

tiny.ag/3dqnhlxb  ·  submitted 2022 by vipulpat5894

If you are looking got benefit fraud/cheat investigator,,contact me

Vipul Patel, in Law and Politics and Law and Politics

tiny.ag/1i06yfv3  ·  submitted 2022

A successful serial killer will always wait 30 seconds after resetting equipment.

Pablo escobar, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/lsbhmlvr  ·  submitted 2022

"Stay Strong, Persevere"

Arn Wynn, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/e14uafiw  ·  submitted 2022

"Stay Strong, Persevere"

Arn Wynn, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/b8vr3jf4  ·  submitted 2022

"Stay Strong, Persevere"

Arn Wynn, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/wpskhcf6  ·  submitted 2022

"Stay Strong, Persevere"

Arn Wynn, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/gmowjklu  ·  submitted 2022

"Stay Strong, Persevere"

Arn Wynn, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/twfkz0v8  ·  submitted 2022

"Justice is an Accidental Process"

Arn Wynn, in Law and Politics and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/meydegzz  ·  submitted 2022

"Right Tends to Right Itself"

Arn Wynn, in Law and Politics and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/bkgmuzfy  ·  submitted 2022 by peter

There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.

Smedley Butler, from a speech delivered in 1933, in War and Peace

tiny.ag/xowfpiah  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

I'll believe in nanotechnology when I don't see it.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ihgwd2fa  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Every robot dances the human being.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Science and Religion and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/aes1cuvm  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

The best defense against a cyber attack? Deliver a swift, hard kick to the cyber's groin.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Work and Recreation and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/93a6ridz  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Life: a crime scene and its own evidence bag.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/d5xscb0x  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Eighty percent of success is showing up. The other twenty percent is giving the wrong address to the competition.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Success and Failure and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/fvlqbybu  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

She told me to stop trying to save her. So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/ecvjkq9u  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Informed consent n. The act of informing someone that they consent to something.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/6po2dbkw  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Love opens doors where there were only walls - not unlike a shaped demolition charge deployed by special weapons and tactics units.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and War and Peace

tiny.ag/ivfbuixx  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

Necessity is the mother-in-law of patents.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Happiness and Misery and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/e3c1d0oy  ·  submitted 2021 by JAKGalore

A woman is like the sea: don't go near either without a personal locator beacon, an inflatable life jacket, and a flare gun.

The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Men and Women and Wisdom and Ignorance