Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4641–4660 (5616)
tiny.ag/aqbviwjb · submitted 2004
Hemorrhoids heal better when people take their brains out of their butts.
Jean E. Ross, my own
tiny.ag/m3fw6qvz · submitted 2004
When boyfriends start talking about marriage -- girlfriends start looking for husbands.
Jean E. Ross, my original thought and experience
tiny.ag/otxsl5w6 · submitted 2004
Even daydreamers need a good nights sleep.
tiny.ag/w3ynpeud · submitted 2004
One bad nut, doesn't spoil them all.
Unknown, made up for class
tiny.ag/rmpgomyh · submitted 2004
Still no luck enlarging it?... Buy another telescope!
tiny.ag/hj45lvxu · submitted 2004
We are taught in the Church, "do not cast a stumblingblock before the weaker brethren." But there are some people who are determined to stumble if so much as a rose petal is strewn in their path.
tiny.ag/hrhmmolo · submitted 2004
If you're an atheist, why do you celebrate Christmas?
tiny.ag/ii8ndcnz · submitted 2004
If you dont know where you are going then any road will take you there
dunnno, dunno
tiny.ag/xmqybpsh · submitted 2003
An evolutionist is just an atheist who thinks he can talk God to death.
tiny.ag/bha3ebxm · submitted 2003
You can be selfconfident that, despite appearances, politicians aren't so selfconfident.
tiny.ag/fwdjrg6o · submitted 2003
History is our teacher and we have failed all the exams.
tiny.ag/yggwuhq1 · submitted 2003
Life is the fight. Fear is the enemy. Freedom, the spoils of victory.
Greg Senescall, Surely someone has said this before.
tiny.ag/vk3fyiwe · submitted 2003
Consider Patience is a virtue...not a option in one's life.
Helenann Hansen, I stumbled on this 'cus I'm IMPATIENT !
tiny.ag/tweoxmqb · submitted 2003
Be like the river, always following its own path.
tiny.ag/uttfjirg · submitted 2003
Don't worry about life, as life doesn't worry about you.
tiny.ag/r9bw4mzw · submitted 2003
"Principled protestors," my flabby white arse. As if being nobly principled absolved you from anything when you're being a damned fool....
tiny.ag/pv8qb3kc · submitted 2003
Remember: Christopher Columbis was an "extremist" who insisted the world was round.
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