Success and Failure

Ninety-Ninety Rule of Project Schedules: The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

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Non-Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

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Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.

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Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.

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Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.

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Only those who do not expect anything are never disappointed. Only those who never try, never fail.

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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

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Measure twice because you can only cut once.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

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Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

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Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.

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It is said that the lonely eagle flies to the mountain peaks while the lowly ant crawls the ground, but cannot the soul of the ant soar as high as the eagle?

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.

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Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.

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There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

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