Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5261–5280 (6003)
tiny.ag/mrixbldj · submitted 2003
"An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work."
tiny.ag/9rfnqvg6 · submitted 2003
Remember, Those that are truly politically correct are usually assholes.
tiny.ag/kwmuze3d · submitted 2003
Providence is always on the side of the big battalion.
tiny.ag/szvafeub · submitted 2003
The difference between a good and great joke is the lack of political correctness.
tiny.ag/asxr7ben · submitted 2003
stand by your heart as your heart is what keeps you alive if that fails then it will not matter how much you loved or lost.
Eric Schiffhauer, I just caught myself saying this
tiny.ag/1hg2qzdn · submitted 2003
Why do they sterilize the needle before lethal injection?
tiny.ag/acl075bs · submitted 2003
In a democracy, capital's share of the economic pie can't keep growing while labor's shrinks.
tiny.ag/qlurgxwp · submitted 2003
Gravitation cannot be blamed for two people falling in love
tiny.ag/ophthjmi · submitted 2003
When I grow up, I want to be just like me.
tiny.ag/bdkbo7gh · submitted 2003
I am convinced that the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folk are like leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.
tiny.ag/8yyl2nhj · submitted 2003
No nation on earth ever taxed itself into prosperity.
tiny.ag/ws7urlzt · submitted 2003
An eye for an eye and the world will go blind? Aye, maybe. But let the eye-gouger go without accounting long enough... and the world goes blind anyway.
tiny.ag/kbrj0uwl · submitted 2003
Perfection would have a devestating effect on the economy.
tiny.ag/xu2c4zus · submitted 2003
How many legs does a cat have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling the tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
tiny.ag/z08u3som · submitted 2003
It would not be hard to prove with sufficient repitition that a square is in fact a circle. What after all are a square and a circle? They are mere words and words can be moulded to hide ideas in disguise.
Joseph Paul Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda
tiny.ag/txb0rpay · submitted 2003
Every new technology medium seems to enjoy a delicious moment, between being born as a vehicle for human creativity controlled by no one, into a Pigopolistic advertising channel, controlled by very few.
Andrew Orlowski, Taken from an article in The Register
tiny.ag/5zb6wnhb · submitted 2003
Bastard Operators don't just win. Anyone can win. Bastard Operators win and totally demoralize. That's real winning.
Simon Travaglia, From the "Bastard Operator from Hell"
tiny.ag/jckvo3ap · submitted 2003
If I ever happen to fall... I hope its not in shit.
tiny.ag/wfmca5r9 · submitted 2003
Put a man behind a mask and you will get the truth from him.
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