Success and Failure

The more you know, the less you need to show.

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The more you know, the less you think you know.

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The more you put into life, the less you will get.

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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.

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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

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There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

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There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.

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There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.

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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.

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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

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Mistakes are often the stepping stones to utter failure.

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It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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Measure twice because you can only cut once.

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Life's a bitch, and then she has puppies.

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Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

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Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

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Jones' Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.

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