Success and Failure

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

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The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

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The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

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The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the amount of work already completed.

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The Golden Rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

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Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

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The more you put into life, the less you will get.

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DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

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Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

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Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

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Even a blind pig in a blizzard finds an acorn once in a while.

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Even if you aren't making money at your job, but doing something you love to do, you are a true success.

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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are?

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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand their ground.

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Every solution breeds new problems.

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Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

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Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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