Ashleigh Brilliant

Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist

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tiny.ag/ow2rizet · submitted 1998

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.

tiny.ag/aodtqiq7 · submitted 1997

Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.

tiny.ag/rts5bix2 · submitted 1997

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

tiny.ag/cz34szjm · submitted 1997

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

tiny.ag/bvtzf17g · submitted 1997

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

tiny.ag/rsmenqfu · submitted 1997

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and whatever you hit, call it the target.

Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know.

tiny.ag/veiyrnvp · submitted 1997

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

tiny.ag/vv4beyfe · submitted 1997

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

tiny.ag/4t1buvks · submitted 1997

I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem.

tiny.ag/nsami72o · submitted 1997

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

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