Doug Horton
Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
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tiny.ag/hd1r4yfi · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
tiny.ag/cqhmzryv · ★★☆☆ Fair (88 ratings) · submitted 1997
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
tiny.ag/hafgido3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is a given, hatred is aquired.
tiny.ag/e9i2oof8 · ★★☆☆ Fair (110 ratings) · submitted 1997
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
tiny.ag/impebxsb · ★★☆☆ Fair (78 ratings) · submitted 1997
Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill.
tiny.ag/zv26ipgu · ★★☆☆ Fair (84 ratings) · submitted 1997
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
tiny.ag/k0lhuitd · ★★☆☆ Fair (74 ratings) · submitted 1997
Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.
tiny.ag/eip3h9je · ★★☆☆ Fair (76 ratings) · submitted 1997
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
tiny.ag/p9dighnt · ★★☆☆ Fair (104 ratings) · submitted 1997
Money is good, love is wealth.
tiny.ag/bggvrf05 · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
tiny.ag/cfxqwrve · ★★☆☆ Fair (94 ratings) · submitted 1997
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
tiny.ag/dzxgn8lw · ★★☆☆ Fair (126 ratings) · submitted 1997
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
tiny.ag/axfjdopk · ★★☆☆ Fair (143 ratings) · submitted 1997
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
tiny.ag/yqo9cx7w · ★★☆☆ Fair (313 ratings) · submitted 1997
Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.
tiny.ag/9exonkwl · ★★☆☆ Fair (129 ratings) · submitted 1997
Growing old is not growing up.
tiny.ag/h3ssnixk · ★★☆☆ Fair (121 ratings) · submitted 1997
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
tiny.ag/lkeuhfbn · ★★☆☆ Fair (134 ratings) · submitted 1997
If food were free, why work?
tiny.ag/hjysnvry · ★★☆☆ Fair (116 ratings) · submitted 1997
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy -- he'll know what to do with it.
tiny.ag/vpchszet · ★★☆☆ Fair (106 ratings) · submitted 1997
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
tiny.ag/93thhysu · ★★☆☆ Fair (92 ratings) · submitted 1997
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
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