Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1–10 (1842)
2025-12-28
tiny.ag/qk3eo0wc · submitted 1997
The status quo is the only solution that cannot be vetoed.
2025-12-27
tiny.ag/9bumiall · submitted 1997
There's nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.
2025-12-26
tiny.ag/u1edofwc · submitted 1997
One nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
2025-12-25
tiny.ag/udhekgkz · submitted 1997
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
2025-12-24
tiny.ag/qsdfeahc · submitted 1997
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to create him.
2025-12-23
tiny.ag/nqmdzsyl · submitted 1997
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
2025-12-22
tiny.ag/v1gy9mza · submitted 1997
It's like déjà vu all over again.
2025-12-21
tiny.ag/rxjp4mey · submitted 1997
Most plans are just inaccurate predictions.
2025-12-20
tiny.ag/z8yeojw9 · submitted 1997
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
2025-12-19
tiny.ag/hhdwpvkc · submitted 1997
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
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