Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1–10 (1842)
2025-12-25
tiny.ag/udhekgkz · submitted 1997
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
2025-12-24
tiny.ag/qsdfeahc · submitted 1997
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God but to create him.
2025-12-23
tiny.ag/nqmdzsyl · submitted 1997
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
2025-12-22
tiny.ag/v1gy9mza · submitted 1997
It's like déjà vu all over again.
2025-12-21
tiny.ag/rxjp4mey · submitted 1997
Most plans are just inaccurate predictions.
2025-12-20
tiny.ag/z8yeojw9 · submitted 1997
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
2025-12-19
tiny.ag/hhdwpvkc · submitted 1997
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of them absent.
2025-12-18
tiny.ag/fznv6alr · submitted 1997
I never think of the future -- it will come soon enough.
2025-12-17
tiny.ag/upvjznor · submitted 1997
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving -- we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it -- but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor.
2025-12-16
tiny.ag/svgptnqb · submitted 1997
The people must fight for their laws as for their walls.
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