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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/rmk6bd1d  ·  submitted 2001

Fables Certain People Should read:
Environmentalists: "The Boy Who Cried Wolf."

RHJunior

tiny.ag/flvcysut  ·  submitted 2001

Pro-abortionists and death penalty opponents run in the same circles for an obvious reason. Whether they admit it or not they are both married to the same ugly moral proposition: the right to kill with impunity.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/snykjrwq  ·  submitted 2001

As a people, we make less stringent demands of scientific proof from people claiming environmental catastrophe than the average tabloid makes of alien abductees.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/n05fegko  ·  submitted 2001

Lifes an bitch, then it bites back.

Anonymous

tiny.ag/abbma2d4  ·  submitted 2001

Im much to young to feel this damn old.

Garth Brooks, "Much to young to feel this damn old"

tiny.ag/thklgnhe  ·  submitted 2001

The wisest people in the world are those who know that they don't know everything.

Connor Gleason, just made it up

tiny.ag/xqgbsl9x  ·  submitted 2001

Everything is a fact, until proven otherwise

Raoul Stasse, a fact remains a Theory

tiny.ag/fqvyndnb  ·  submitted 2001

"The true is the name of whatever proves itself to be good in the way of belief, and good, too, for definite, assignable reasons."

William James

tiny.ag/pqelun67  ·  submitted 2001

De mortuis nil nisi bonum

Ancient latin saying, "Of the Dead, speak nothing but Good"

tiny.ag/olfn6fia  ·  submitted 2001

All we're really doing right now is killing time until time kills us.

Timothy LeVan

tiny.ag/2hqbi8cp  ·  submitted 2001

Love represented in mathematics is an infinite function. Limitless and Continuos and unbounded by time

Ameya, Experience

tiny.ag/qag0tzpn  ·  submitted 2001

Inventions are the mother of necessity

Unknown

tiny.ag/q18jpmot  ·  submitted 2001

Curiosity might have killed the cats, but ignorance kills the society.

Salle

tiny.ag/d6kmojtb  ·  submitted 2001

When I dream I create my own reality, and thus I have proved that I am the God of all.

Salle

tiny.ag/hcq5cz1x  ·  submitted 2001

Why commit suicide, when you can't hear the brotherly talk afterwards?

Rincewind

tiny.ag/hkixpgnf  ·  submitted 2001

It's a fucked up world, where lust is love and love is lost...

Rincewind

tiny.ag/b1xs485l  ·  submitted 2001

The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The bird flies to God. That GodÂ’s name is Abraxas ... whose symbolic task is the uniting of godly and devilish elements.

Hermann Hesse, Demian

tiny.ag/nqge2kaw  ·  submitted 2001

Love is ninety percent proximity and ten percent the right person.

W. Arthur Mackey, A quote by my late father.

tiny.ag/fqhxxk4z  ·  submitted 2001

Why do today what your mom can do tomorrow?

Gustaf Cavalli

tiny.ag/g9nped6d  ·  submitted 2001

Some peoples ignorance is as encyclopedic as some others knowledge.

Imarjab Ibevi

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