Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4601–4620 (5628)
tiny.ag/yfpzamx6 · submitted 2004
Anorexia: An illness usually affecting women, prompted by some people who dictate the standards of so-called female beauty.
tiny.ag/n43k7csn · submitted 2004
'Them that can't schemey must louster'
Every Cornishman, ie,if you can't use your brain you sweat
tiny.ag/bjg0davq · submitted 2004
There is no need to look for truth, it would be enough not to throw it out.
tiny.ag/cklbpewv · submitted 2004
Sticks and stones will break your bones, but a bullet will f***ing kill you.
Tez, (Unknown, if you'd heard it, good.)
tiny.ag/9znwaflm · submitted 2004
People tend to criticize others when they are afraid of being criticized.
tiny.ag/3j1zsmhd · submitted 2004
"our body,like a camera,is similar in the fact that it allows our eyes to act as the lens and shutter,that snaps the subject that our mind instantly
conceptualizes into an image,(like a roll of film)that our brain is later left to develope."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/sno1i5jz · submitted 2004
The problem with the countries where anybody can become president is that, from time to time, anybody does become president.
tiny.ag/lcuqqgww · submitted 2004
If it's raining in your heart, let your soul get wet.
tiny.ag/9unm2v3a · submitted 2004
Only a mad writer of aphorisms would forget his name.
tiny.ag/kfqw8dav · submitted 2004
Depression is a problem which is easily overcome, according to anybody who hasn't been depressed.
tiny.ag/lofhedik · submitted 2004
Dreams are the rehearsals in the theater of life.
tiny.ag/le9xtj2l · submitted 2004
The best indication of egotism is when a man quotes himself.
tiny.ag/4etnmdkv · submitted 2004
They say curiosity killed the cat, but I think it was the creepy guy across the street.
tiny.ag/g6px4s1i · submitted 2004
So, which really did come first? The chicken or the egg? And, more importantly, is this making you hungry too?
tiny.ag/5febquty · submitted 2004
A cynic is a pessimist who has learned to cope.
tiny.ag/75o8o4yx · submitted 2004
I believe that there is an ideal time to do everything. I call this time "later."
tiny.ag/yteblsaq · submitted 2004
People from Hiroshima have no doubt about the existence of weapons of mass destruction.
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