Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/obigxenl · submitted 2006
90% of life is throwing up.
... What? The phrase is 'showing up?'
Oh. Well, that too.
John A. King ('The Covert Comic'), - www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/x6udtngj · submitted 2006
It's true that investigative journalism relies on advertising revenue from the very corporations it investigates. However, it's also true that when investigative journalists report a major scandal involving one of those corporations, millions of people read the article and see the ads those companies paid for.
... So really, it all works out OK.
John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/a4nfgbfw · submitted 2006
'Iditarod' is how a person pronounces the word 'idiot' when their lips are frozen.
John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), - from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/cvcfheqm · submitted 2006
I am thoroughlly convinced that language evolved out of man's basic need to complain.
Lilly Tomlin, News article Chicago Tribune
tiny.ag/xfmckqw7 · submitted 2006
War is glorious, until you see the man next to you killed. Then war is only glorious if he was an asshole.
tiny.ag/fkdw8zxp · submitted 2006
The cruel truth is that the saying, 'Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion,' is a comfortable delusion.
John Alejandro King, The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/omlex6in · submitted 2006
'Iditarod' is how a person pronounces the word 'idiot' when their lips are frozen.
John Alejandro King, - from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/jktsmyuz · submitted 2006
Disrespect is the ultimate weapon of mass societial destruction
tiny.ag/sgtpxs2z · submitted 2006
Remember, the real F-word is 'future.'
John A. King ('The Covert Comic'), A Real CIA Officer (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/x0iuwp6o · submitted 2006
As long as you know the pros and cons of a proposal, do you need to know the proposal?
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', A real CIA officer (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/jvgwy4ha · submitted 2006
All government bureaucracies are required to exist in a state of constant activity; constructive, when possible; unconstructive, if necessary; destructive, as a last resort.
tiny.ag/x6ukfsd8 · submitted 2006
No one has ever seen Heaven but we all know all about it.
tiny.ag/jss7ljqh · submitted 2006
- The richest man is the one who feels rich enough.
Leonid S.Sukhorukov, A book 'All About Everything', UK, 2005
tiny.ag/eym4e351 · submitted 2006
- Life is what we make it. Plus expenses!
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, A book 'All About Everything', UK, 2005
tiny.ag/wyvzfqrn · submitted 2006
If God is our judge, we can always expect absolution.
tiny.ag/qce1zaiz · submitted 2006
The world grows wiser at the expense of fools.
tiny.ag/iq4lt1of · submitted 2006
Some lawyers are like children - they love playing with the law.
tiny.ag/dbwfirt5 · submitted 2006
The future will show everyone when it comes to the past.
tiny.ag/r2pt0ame · submitted 2006
Some pay as they talk, some pay as they go.
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