War and Peace

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tiny.ag/b5lrmegw · submitted 1997

Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

tiny.ag/vykjqus7 · submitted 1997

Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.

tiny.ag/s7ezrvqx · submitted 1997

It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

tiny.ag/xmilhqgd · submitted 1997

It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want to die.

tiny.ag/piklxjab · submitted 1997

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come.

tiny.ag/ognqp9t4 · submitted 1997

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

tiny.ag/qgj3ivvu · submitted 1997

You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.

tiny.ag/4exni0iq · submitted 1997

Draft beer, not people.

tiny.ag/6gqwgydb · submitted 1997

Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.

tiny.ag/konajjqe · submitted (updated 22 Jun)

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

tiny.ag/xrdfngoo · submitted 1997

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

tiny.ag/abk7huzh · submitted 1997

What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

Unknown, (W.O.P.R. computer in War Games), in Success and Failure and War and Peace

tiny.ag/hfj4loeb · submitted 1998

The pen may be stronger than the sword... but I'd rather have a sword in a dark alley.

tiny.ag/is5ffzu6 · submitted 1997

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

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