Men and Women
52 aphorisms · 11 comments
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tiny.ag/wrcm1vhx · submitted 1997
The more I know men, the more I love my dog.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/n51jrfp4 · submitted 1997
When a female has tears in her eyes the one who cannot see is the male.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ymbukbew · submitted 1997
When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/exb7lihg · submitted 1997
I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/3mx96pc7 · submitted 1997
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
tiny.ag/1txkpoby · submitted 1997
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · submitted 1997
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
tiny.ag/axmzaeli · submitted 1997
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Unknown, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/uakf86jl · submitted 1997
A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/ahwnboyz · submitted 1997
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
Unknown, in Men and Women
tiny.ag/7j6zgqod · submitted 1997
A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
Unknown, in Law and Politics and Men and Women
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