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Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Conquering Russia should be done steppe by steppe.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Contention is better than loneliness.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Cynics are made, not born.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is nature's way of recycling human beings.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Work and Recreation

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Don't die until you're dead.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Work and Recreation